Goodbye, Porpoise Spit
@porpoisespit.bsky.social
You can’t come in here and threaten brides, I don’t care how unfortunate you are!
Oh is that all it would take?
June 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Oh is that all it would take?
Coulda shoulda woulda, now that thing is under lock and key
June 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Coulda shoulda woulda, now that thing is under lock and key
Far too long.
June 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Far too long.
Where is the woman from the council with the plastic baggies when you need her
June 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Where is the woman from the council with the plastic baggies when you need her
I vaguely, and by vaguely I mean vividly, remember that he have a bona fide FC
April 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I vaguely, and by vaguely I mean vividly, remember that he have a bona fide FC
Never read a blog again
January 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Never read a blog again
I hope you didn’t use Uber in South Africa much because Cape Town drivers love handing out 1s and 2s for no reason
September 4, 2023 at 2:51 PM
I hope you didn’t use Uber in South Africa much because Cape Town drivers love handing out 1s and 2s for no reason