Goodbye, Porpoise Spit
@porpoisespit.bsky.social
You can’t come in here and threaten brides, I don’t care how unfortunate you are!
Heading back to nyc soon
August 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Heading back to nyc soon
Made in Los Angeles
June 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Made in Los Angeles
Everybody keeps posting about twink death and so yes, this was for a long time my profile picture on Buttheads (does anyone remember that? so sad it’s gone forever). 2011.
April 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Everybody keeps posting about twink death and so yes, this was for a long time my profile picture on Buttheads (does anyone remember that? so sad it’s gone forever). 2011.
Just discovered Cucumber and Banana are on Peacock (with all the penises blurred out), time for my annual rewatch and sink into existentialism
December 30, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Just discovered Cucumber and Banana are on Peacock (with all the penises blurred out), time for my annual rewatch and sink into existentialism
Still don’t understand why we can’t walk ourselves off from nosy Puritan onlookers on here but here are some shorts
December 2, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Still don’t understand why we can’t walk ourselves off from nosy Puritan onlookers on here but here are some shorts
Yeah, not sure yet how much I want to post given my history of being found out by easily scandalized straight people, so here is a picture of my feet 🤷🏻♂️
November 19, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Yeah, not sure yet how much I want to post given my history of being found out by easily scandalized straight people, so here is a picture of my feet 🤷🏻♂️
As a first post, happy belated birthday, @repeattofade.bsky.social
August 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
As a first post, happy belated birthday, @repeattofade.bsky.social