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March 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How do you know Mike Tyson isn’t very religious?
He punches people in the faith!
He punches people in the faith!
November 29, 2024 at 8:21 PM
How do you know Mike Tyson isn’t very religious?
He punches people in the faith!
He punches people in the faith!
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What do you call a woman who’s really bad at drawing?
Tracy
Tracy
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
What do you call a woman who’s really bad at drawing?
Tracy
Tracy
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He’s still at Mar-a-Lago. Elonia just moved right in and took over.
November 25, 2024 at 2:39 AM
He’s still at Mar-a-Lago. Elonia just moved right in and took over.
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Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what bathroom you can use, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can or can’t do with your own body and what gender you are… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”.
Idiots.
Idiots.
November 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Republicans want to tell you what books you can read, what bathroom you can use, what words you can say, what history you can learn, what you can or can’t do with your own body and what gender you are… but tell me more about how the Dems are “coming for your freedoms”.
Idiots.
Idiots.
Do you know why pirates don’t take a bath before walking the plank?
They’ll wash up on the shore later!
They’ll wash up on the shore later!
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Do you know why pirates don’t take a bath before walking the plank?
They’ll wash up on the shore later!
They’ll wash up on the shore later!
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BREAKING NEWS:
The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:
An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.
RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:
An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.
RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
November 19, 2024 at 4:29 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:
An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.
RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
The Matt Gaetz file has officially been leaked:
An “unknown and unauthorized third party” has gained access to depositions tied to Matt Gaetz, a source says.
RT if you’re ready to see it. 🍿
Breaking News:
The man who fell into an upholstery machine,
is fully recovered!
The man who fell into an upholstery machine,
is fully recovered!
November 19, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Breaking News:
The man who fell into an upholstery machine,
is fully recovered!
The man who fell into an upholstery machine,
is fully recovered!
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But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.
November 17, 2024 at 4:37 PM
But don’t worry. Oklahoma is buying thousands of Bibles for their public schools.
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Follow us if you think Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Follow us if you think Ted Cruz is a piece of shit.
Man assaults neighbor with milk and cheese!
How dairy!
How dairy!
November 16, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Man assaults neighbor with milk and cheese!
How dairy!
How dairy!
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A rose made of galaxies..
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 PM
A rose made of galaxies..
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Republicans: We don’t know enough about Kamala & we just don’t trust her.
Also Republicans: We know Trump and Gaetz are rapists & we just don’t care.
Also Republicans: We know Trump and Gaetz are rapists & we just don’t care.
November 16, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Republicans: We don’t know enough about Kamala & we just don’t trust her.
Also Republicans: We know Trump and Gaetz are rapists & we just don’t care.
Also Republicans: We know Trump and Gaetz are rapists & we just don’t care.
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Sometimes I wonder if Jesus is looking down, shaking his head, and saying "stop calling yourselves Christians..."
November 16, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Jesus is looking down, shaking his head, and saying "stop calling yourselves Christians..."
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Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Never forget this: The GOP’s nonsensical culture war is meant to distract you from corporate corruption, worker oppression, and staggering wealth inequality.
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So “your body, my choice” Nazi Nick Fuentes admitted he’s never actually BEEN with a woman.
In other news, unlike any woman he’s ever interacted with, water is wet.
In other news, unlike any woman he’s ever interacted with, water is wet.
November 16, 2024 at 6:46 AM
So “your body, my choice” Nazi Nick Fuentes admitted he’s never actually BEEN with a woman.
In other news, unlike any woman he’s ever interacted with, water is wet.
In other news, unlike any woman he’s ever interacted with, water is wet.
Jokes about poop aren’t my favorite
But they’re a solid number 2!
But they’re a solid number 2!
November 16, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Jokes about poop aren’t my favorite
But they’re a solid number 2!
But they’re a solid number 2!
Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted!
I woke up exhausted!
November 16, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted!
I woke up exhausted!
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha
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"My client testified to the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor," Florida attorney Joel Leppard told ABC News.
Exclusive: Woman told House Ethics panel she witnessed Gaetz having sex with minor, lawyer says
An attorney tells ABC News that one of his clients told the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed then-Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor.
abcnews.go.com
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
"My client testified to the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor," Florida attorney Joel Leppard told ABC News.
Did you know that laughing in Hawaii is illegal?
You have to keep it to a low ha!
You have to keep it to a low ha!
November 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Did you know that laughing in Hawaii is illegal?
You have to keep it to a low ha!
You have to keep it to a low ha!