And then you try to print something.

“That will be $17, please.”

Excuse me you forgot snacks

YES, but also please release him from your captivity when it’s time for him to run for Governor.

Does she even ho, bro?

Finally, somebody is spreading the word about this new website YouTube!

I think YouTube could really be the next big thing, if only people knew about it.

Is it ironic that I ask AI to generate a happy future timeline on a daily basis?

I’m proud of you and also hope your next passion project will maybe include 30% fewer nude scenes.

I saw a tweet of his one time, years ago. Pre-Trump. I was shocked. Then I checked the rest of his tweets and reassured myself he was just doing a bit. That all his tweets were ridiculous jokes. That people just didn’t get it.

Oh, what a simpler time that was.