the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!!
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please dont look at me! im shy!
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check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
so that we know how to behave, as befitting our station.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
so that we know how to behave, as befitting our station.
and we can all imagine what that's like for a doll.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
and we can all imagine what that's like for a doll.
a doll mustn't concern itself with 'dignity'. it should do what it's told and not complain!
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
a doll mustn't concern itself with 'dignity'. it should do what it's told and not complain!
why not preytell
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
why not preytell
you– insolent– you are merely a guest!! you– hhgck. im only lowering my voice because i want to and not because she 'agrees that i should be more mindful'
December 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
you– insolent– you are merely a guest!! you– hhgck. im only lowering my voice because i want to and not because she 'agrees that i should be more mindful'
IM??? MAKING THE DOLL LOOK BAD??? IMAGINE HOW I LOOK!! I HAVE DECORUM. GRACE. IT IS A TOY
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
IM??? MAKING THE DOLL LOOK BAD??? IMAGINE HOW I LOOK!! I HAVE DECORUM. GRACE. IT IS A TOY
CAN I PLEASE PUT THEM DOWN!!!!!! I HAVE SPREADSHEETS. EXHIBITS. BOOKS TO MANAGE. PLEASE.
December 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
CAN I PLEASE PUT THEM DOWN!!!!!! I HAVE SPREADSHEETS. EXHIBITS. BOOKS TO MANAGE. PLEASE.
we have openings.
November 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
we have openings.
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the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
so the good news we found the dolly the bad news is that ive decided you all look really cute all frozen up like this so the state of emergency will continue
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
so the good news we found the dolly the bad news is that ive decided you all look really cute all frozen up like this so the state of emergency will continue