the missus of the extra-ordinary porcelain menagerie!!
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please dont look at me! im shy!
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check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
check this exhibit out btw i told her to polish that spoon and she hasnt stopped for like three weeks
imagine being a doll and wanting to like, top or something. how embarrassing. trying to rut like a dog in heat but all you can manage is grinding a blank space against whatever surface you can find.
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
imagine being a doll and wanting to like, top or something. how embarrassing. trying to rut like a dog in heat but all you can manage is grinding a blank space against whatever surface you can find.
"you must hold on to these gloves as if they were your own betrothed, if you're capable of imagining such a thing, and you must never let go of them without my permission."
YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"you must hold on to these gloves as if they were your own betrothed, if you're capable of imagining such a thing, and you must never let go of them without my permission."
YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE DOLL!!!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she told me to hold on to her gloves and has made a point of reprimanding me whenever i go to put them down. not that i care i am in charge but she's very insistent and i have stuff i need to do that requires me to put the gloves down??
lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
she told me to hold on to her gloves and has made a point of reprimanding me whenever i go to put them down. not that i care i am in charge but she's very insistent and i have stuff i need to do that requires me to put the gloves down??
a doll could never hope to function without the will of someone better than her. thank god i have my own free will. i have to go ask the tall ojou-sama type doll what she wants me to do today now
December 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
a doll could never hope to function without the will of someone better than her. thank god i have my own free will. i have to go ask the tall ojou-sama type doll what she wants me to do today now
for the record! i know far better than to put my delicates in any position where a doll could take advantage of me. the orchiectomy is unrelated.
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
for the record! i know far better than to put my delicates in any position where a doll could take advantage of me. the orchiectomy is unrelated.
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frill & owner comic (from 2024)
October 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
frill & owner comic (from 2024)
little miss pinch point assisted orchiectomy has something she'd like to say about how fuckable your ball joints are looking
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
little miss pinch point assisted orchiectomy has something she'd like to say about how fuckable your ball joints are looking
dollgirl paizuri or as i like to call it pinch point assisted orchiectomy
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
dollgirl paizuri or as i like to call it pinch point assisted orchiectomy
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ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements
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the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
the better news is corrective surgery is really cheap when its being forced on you
let a doll hit it from the back but she's totally smooth down there so honestly i just wanted it to embarrass herself by humping against me
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
let a doll hit it from the back but she's totally smooth down there so honestly i just wanted it to embarrass herself by humping against me
OK EVERYBODY STOP. IF YOU ARE A GUEST PLEASE STAY PERFECTLY STILL. AN EXHIBIT HAS GONE MISSING AND THAT IS DANGEROUS FOR ALL OF US. THERE IS A DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY STILL.
October 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
OK EVERYBODY STOP. IF YOU ARE A GUEST PLEASE STAY PERFECTLY STILL. AN EXHIBIT HAS GONE MISSING AND THAT IS DANGEROUS FOR ALL OF US. THERE IS A DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. DOLLY ON THE LOOSE. PLEASE STAY STILL.
ok!! im not fucking around anymore. im really gonna torture one of these things until it can understand what it means for a real person to hurt!!!
October 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
ok!! im not fucking around anymore. im really gonna torture one of these things until it can understand what it means for a real person to hurt!!!
a doll just looked at me and asked me if it was capable of self-agency or if it was just a tool for me to enact my fantasies of a master/servant relationship on and i didnt have the heart to tell it neither you're just another exhibit about the beauty of inflicting pain upon something inhuman
October 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
a doll just looked at me and asked me if it was capable of self-agency or if it was just a tool for me to enact my fantasies of a master/servant relationship on and i didnt have the heart to tell it neither you're just another exhibit about the beauty of inflicting pain upon something inhuman
i really do want to undress every doll i own but i can't help they're totally asking for it 💖💖💖💖💖💖
October 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i really do want to undress every doll i own but i can't help they're totally asking for it 💖💖💖💖💖💖
thats how it is!!
October 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
thats how it is!!
ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
ill date another woman when she agrees to let me replace her limbs with porcelain replacements
i keep trying to pose these two dolls but they keep trying to grind on each other even though there's nothing down there. are they stupid?
October 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
i keep trying to pose these two dolls but they keep trying to grind on each other even though there's nothing down there. are they stupid?
no, no. im in control. im wearing the leather, yes, they're cute little mary janes because thats what looks best on me! i dont think a pair of leather boots like what some of my exhibits are wearing would fit me!!
October 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
no, no. im in control. im wearing the leather, yes, they're cute little mary janes because thats what looks best on me! i dont think a pair of leather boots like what some of my exhibits are wearing would fit me!!
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i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues
August 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
i am a creature of pure and heavenly virtues
i tried to punish her for this but she just smiled and told me "it's not for little girls to decide when im to be punished"
lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.
October 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i tried to punish her for this but she just smiled and told me "it's not for little girls to decide when im to be punished"
lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
lately one of the dolls has taken to giving me "behavior points" which i find odd given that im the one in charge here?? but she comes up and puts a sticker on my arm and pats my head whenever she sees me rushing about or tending to the other exhibits.
ok some of you have gotta!! you can't all want to watch the missus pee...
the bathroom is getting so crowded.. >_<
ahhhhh..... 40 of you.......... you arent peaking ok??? im not a doll so there's nothing interesting down there...
August 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ok some of you have gotta!! you can't all want to watch the missus pee...
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i am NOT some sort of autogynephiliac for ball jointed dolls!!! i just... have you felt them?? have you rubbed your fingers across their joints as they swing their legs back and forth and hum about servitude?? how happy they seem... it's only natural to be a little jealous...
August 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i am NOT some sort of autogynephiliac for ball jointed dolls!!! i just... have you felt them?? have you rubbed your fingers across their joints as they swing their legs back and forth and hum about servitude?? how happy they seem... it's only natural to be a little jealous...