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Nyan Cat!
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Teh coolezt poptart cat in all of outer spaec, nya!!!!! (*≧▽≦) - Parody/RP Account

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m-... m0st of teh time...?
July 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I d0nt think u sh0uld consider it normal, ppl sh0uldnt get hurt senselessl--

[ a neuron, the only one he has, started working then ]

U FUCKEN WAT ? ! ? ?
July 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
July 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ughhhhHHH...

[ he was hiding his face behind his paws in embarassment, his words heard muffled but still audible ]

i wuz almost g0nna start scratchin n bitiiiiinnnn...
“H-Hey! It’s okay… I should’ve probably not done that… Heh heh…”
. . .

O-oh..

[ someone feels horrible now ]
July 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
. . .

O-oh..

[ someone feels horrible now ]
July 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
[ (;¬_¬) ]

[he'd start floating towards the bush disguise, directing his paws to it ]

how many times hav i t0ld u guyz, I don't WANT 2 be in ur show!!

[ ( ≧Д≦) ]

u crazy bastards hit me w a lifetime supply of tranq darts 4 BEARZ last time u came!!

[ he started shaking the bush a bit- ]
“….maaaaybe???”
Wow, wat a fast bush...

UH-- were u... narratin ab me??

r u one of those guyz dat keep stalkin me 2 get featured on those... animal teachin shows, Mr. Bush™️??
July 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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June 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Wow, wat a fast bush...

UH-- were u... narratin ab me??

r u one of those guyz dat keep stalkin me 2 get featured on those... animal teachin shows, Mr. Bush™️??
“…Uh… 3 minutes?”

Kirb the bush said.
July 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
...hey, U!!

[ despite that...]

talkin bush mister, how l0ng hav u bin here??

[ Nyan is also dumber ]
Bro dragged a bush here

“…!”

He is not slick.
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
[ Well, someone noticed that! ]
July 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
aww, gee, im a mess...

[ he mumbled to himself realizing how he looked at the moment, his fur unbelievably long when badly kept...
and were those more limbs??

How long had he been sleeping again? 1 day? 2? A few months??

Who cared, he was already fixing himself a bit ]
July 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
mrrr..

[ his ear twitched a bit before Nyan started twisting and turning trying to stretch himself awake a bit.

he would open his eyes realizing he was floating with his body turned upside down ]
“And here we have the sleeping Nyan Cat.”

Kirb said, narrating like it’s a nature encyclopedia.
[yaaaaawn]
July 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
[yaaaaawn]
July 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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#MVRP / #SONARP / #OCRP / #BSKYRP
“Chaos, chaos!”
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July 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
idk who is dis
he looks nice
July 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
no, i'm part-pastry, so sum partz of me kinda melt when I get nervous, nya
Quack?

(you paint your cheeks?)
Im gettin fuckin no-scoped ;-;
March 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im gettin fuckin no-scoped ;-;
March 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Gud mornin, nya ^^
March 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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I think he'z losin his mind
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
...so dat'z y teh number went down from 45%
Quack

(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
Did u guyz kno dat 20% of da moonz thru ALL of da obsrvable universe r ac2ally made of CHEEZ???

Teh 1 near Earth iz not 1 of dis tho.

Diz iz a space fact
March 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yeah...
huh.

well that. uh

that makes sense chim-

uhimeannyan

but anyways uh yeah totally yeah that makes sense yep didn't say nothin else nope not a word.
teh universe iz a BIIIIIG one, ok?

it'z hard 2 com across em most of da tiem!!
March 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
teh universe iz a BIIIIIG one, ok?

it'z hard 2 com across em most of da tiem!!
this is wrong.

as a fellow space traveler i gotta debunk shit like this, i hate it trust me like god a homeless alien like me WISHES moons were made of cheese but in 9 out of 10 universes they aren't
Did u guyz kno dat 20% of da moonz thru ALL of da obsrvable universe r ac2ally made of CHEEZ???

Teh 1 near Earth iz not 1 of dis tho.

Diz iz a space fact
March 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
And ur aaaaaalwayz dere

2 leeeeeeend a hand

In evrythin I do... dats teh woooooonder...

Teh wonder of uuuuuuuu
March 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM