Duck
@afreakingduckie.bsky.social
Quack
//(These brackets are the translation for what the duck is saying, but if it doesn't come after a quack, he's just thinking)
//Parody
//NSFW DNI
TWT: @AFreakingDuckie
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1gxtUDxlu24I6UwDvKi-KmPMwosyxlqWD
//(These brackets are the translation for what the duck is saying, but if it doesn't come after a quack, he's just thinking)
//Parody
//NSFW DNI
TWT: @AFreakingDuckie
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1gxtUDxlu24I6UwDvKi-KmPMwosyxlqWD
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Duck
@afreakingduckie.bsky.social
· Apr 1
Hey guys
you forgot again?
i forgot i existed
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
you forgot again?
do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 know?
I know you are, but what am I?
you're kinda stupid
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 know?
you're kinda stupid
An attempt was made to complete a reading of the Bible. Yet, the mere mention of that fucker Satan made me fly into a rage .
The book did not survive my wrath, thus, I am now left surrounded by the burning ashes of what once cost me my entire wallet, unable to do anything but let guilt consume me .
The book did not survive my wrath, thus, I am now left surrounded by the burning ashes of what once cost me my entire wallet, unable to do anything but let guilt consume me .
March 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
you're kinda stupid
Quack
(this place is a little too uneventful for my taste, this cannot continue)
(this place is a little too uneventful for my taste, this cannot continue)
March 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Quack
(this place is a little too uneventful for my taste, this cannot continue)
(this place is a little too uneventful for my taste, this cannot continue)
Quack
(you can't fool me cat)
(you can't fool me cat)
no, i'm part-pastry, so sum partz of me kinda melt when I get nervous, nya
Quack?
(you paint your cheeks?)
(you paint your cheeks?)
March 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Quack
(you can't fool me cat)
(you can't fool me cat)
Quack?
(you paint your cheeks?)
(you paint your cheeks?)
March 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Quack?
(you paint your cheeks?)
(you paint your cheeks?)
Quack
(yummy)
(yummy)
...so dat'z y teh number went down from 45%
Quack
(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
March 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Quack
(yummy)
(yummy)
Quack
(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
Did u guyz kno dat 20% of da moonz thru ALL of da obsrvable universe r ac2ally made of CHEEZ???
Teh 1 near Earth iz not 1 of dis tho.
Diz iz a space fact
Teh 1 near Earth iz not 1 of dis tho.
Diz iz a space fact
March 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Quack
(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
(it's true, i eated about 7 last week and (most) were cheese)
Quack
(that's because he left and was replaced by me)
(that's because he left and was replaced by me)
Aw gee, itz so sad he haznt bin ar0und after 4 monthz
Quack
(hello again bluesky)
(hello again bluesky)
March 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Quack
(that's because he left and was replaced by me)
(that's because he left and was replaced by me)
i have never met you once i think
:<
I chance
U
U don't know?
I chance
U
U don't know?
March 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i have never met you once i think
Quack
(hello again bluesky)
(hello again bluesky)
November 3, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Quack
(hello again bluesky)
(hello again bluesky)
when the sky is blue 🤣🤣🤣
February 8, 2024 at 3:33 PM
when the sky is blue 🤣🤣🤣
Quack
(look harder frankenstein, can i call you that btw?)
(look harder frankenstein, can i call you that btw?)
February 8, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Quack
(look harder frankenstein, can i call you that btw?)
(look harder frankenstein, can i call you that btw?)
i wanna be in the thread too
Hey, that's not very nice Neighbor...
i’m killing you
February 7, 2024 at 6:10 AM
i wanna be in the thread too
Reposted by Duck
sky’s of blue
February 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
sky’s of blue
Reposted by Duck
YOU CAN HIDE, BUT ILL STILL FIND YOU.
February 7, 2024 at 4:28 AM
YOU CAN HIDE, BUT ILL STILL FIND YOU.
Reposted by Duck
New world... New problems...
(Parody)
(Parody)
February 7, 2024 at 5:33 AM
New world... New problems...
(Parody)
(Parody)
Quack
(nice)
(nice)
I- probably could?
Quack
(my friend really wants to know)
(my friend really wants to know)
February 7, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Quack
(nice)
(nice)
Quack
(my friend really wants to know)
(my friend really wants to know)
W... What?
Why?
Why?
Quack
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
February 7, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Quack
(my friend really wants to know)
(my friend really wants to know)
Quack
(oh no, it's sock)
(oh no, it's sock)
not if I have anything to say about it!
February 7, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Quack
(oh no, it's sock)
(oh no, it's sock)
Quack
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
Attention everyone! My name is Willy Wonka, and I'm here to show you chocolate that will blow your mind
February 7, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Quack
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)