Willy Wonka
@wonkachocolate.bsky.social
Here to share all my chocolate with Bluesky!
//i like how peaceful this is, theres not a parody of every character imaginable yet
February 9, 2024 at 1:44 AM
//i like how peaceful this is, theres not a parody of every character imaginable yet
I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!
February 9, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I've invented a new chocolate that will make my physical abilities better! It makes me stronger, faster, and I get better sight and hearing! But it wears off after a few minutes!
Hey! Ya looking for someone?
(You see Nevik in a field
It looks like he’s waiting for something)
Nevik: … where is he? I swear he should’ve been here already…
(Correction, he’s waiting for SOMEONE)
(Interact?)
It looks like he’s waiting for something)
Nevik: … where is he? I swear he should’ve been here already…
(Correction, he’s waiting for SOMEONE)
(Interact?)
February 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Hey! Ya looking for someone?
Woah! 40 follower-things! Every person who follows me at this moment gets chocolate!
February 8, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Woah! 40 follower-things! Every person who follows me at this moment gets chocolate!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE I TIRED MAKING BREAKFAST
February 8, 2024 at 1:07 PM
WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!!
Welcome to Wily Wonkas.. uhm.. *checks notes* Willy Wonka's Wonderful And Wacky Candy Store! Take what ya want, Everything is only 1 silver sovereign! But it adds up fast, so be careful what you buy!
February 8, 2024 at 12:58 PM
Welcome to Wily Wonkas.. uhm.. *checks notes* Willy Wonka's Wonderful And Wacky Candy Store! Take what ya want, Everything is only 1 silver sovereign! But it adds up fast, so be careful what you buy!
Huh.
Usually it's like
Not
An inanimate object
Usually it's like
Not
An inanimate object
mhm
Is..
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
February 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Huh.
Usually it's like
Not
An inanimate object
Usually it's like
Not
An inanimate object
Is..
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
February 8, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Is..
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
That's it?
An office printer?
Nothing special?
Not like..
Magical printer?
Hey there! You look like you like chocolate, Do you? If so what kind?
HIIIIII
February 8, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Hey there! You look like you like chocolate, Do you? If so what kind?
I love icecream!
February 8, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I love icecream!
my bluesky is breaking
i cant see any new posts
i cant see any new posts
February 7, 2024 at 10:46 PM
my bluesky is breaking
i cant see any new posts
i cant see any new posts
Guess I didn't notice, but I hit 30 followers! Was too busy making chocolate to notice.. Who wants to try my newest kind?
February 7, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Guess I didn't notice, but I hit 30 followers! Was too busy making chocolate to notice.. Who wants to try my newest kind?
I don't usually say this, but eat a hoverchoc and never come down please.
im Stroking my Penis
February 7, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I don't usually say this, but eat a hoverchoc and never come down please.
Sorry?
February 7, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Sorry?
I don't have a taco flavor..
Where's the taco flavor.
February 7, 2024 at 11:18 AM
I don't have a taco flavor..
Who wants chocolate?
February 7, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Who wants chocolate?
Uhhhhh-
February 7, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Uhhhhh-
Reposted by Willy Wonka
/hey guys!
(I’m now on blue sky!
/pin will be done soon!
(I’m now on blue sky!
/pin will be done soon!
February 7, 2024 at 5:40 AM
/hey guys!
(I’m now on blue sky!
/pin will be done soon!
(I’m now on blue sky!
/pin will be done soon!
I don't have that+
Taco!
Ah, sure! What you want? Hoverchoc? Giraffe-Milk Macaroon? Hair repair eclair even?!
February 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
I don't have that+
I- probably could?
Quack
(my friend really wants to know)
(my friend really wants to know)
W... What?
Why?
Why?
February 7, 2024 at 5:24 AM
I- probably could?
W... What?
Why?
Why?
Quack
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
(can you make one that can blow up a house? asking for a friend)
Attention everyone! My name is Willy Wonka, and I'm here to show you chocolate that will blow your mind
February 7, 2024 at 5:21 AM
W... What?
Why?
Why?
Ah, sure! What you want? Hoverchoc? Giraffe-Milk Macaroon? Hair repair eclair even?!
February 7, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Ah, sure! What you want? Hoverchoc? Giraffe-Milk Macaroon? Hair repair eclair even?!