poppyrox
@poppyrox.bsky.social
Leftist. Sewist. Knit-ist? Epicenter of material chaos. Distributor of fine STI prevention.
*puts flaky finishing salt on my boxed mac and cheese*
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
*puts flaky finishing salt on my boxed mac and cheese*
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Yet Trump ignored every step, acting unilaterally through executive order, bypassing oversight, and ordering demolition as if he were a monarch. The result: the people’s house, altered without the people’s consent.
October 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Yet Trump ignored every step, acting unilaterally through executive order, bypassing oversight, and ordering demolition as if he were a monarch. The result: the people’s house, altered without the people’s consent.
Planning to put up Halloween decorations on the porch today, and nature decided to add its own contribution: a dead possum :( He was weirdly heavy when I moved him. I guess that's a spooky enough start, but it could have been less yucky.
October 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Planning to put up Halloween decorations on the porch today, and nature decided to add its own contribution: a dead possum :( He was weirdly heavy when I moved him. I guess that's a spooky enough start, but it could have been less yucky.
Walmart is a fun place because you can run into people having all types of day. I checked out my water shoes and potato salad next to a guy buying a car battery and approximately 28 Mega Hungry Man meals, all the same flavor.
July 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Walmart is a fun place because you can run into people having all types of day. I checked out my water shoes and potato salad next to a guy buying a car battery and approximately 28 Mega Hungry Man meals, all the same flavor.
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we should not be allowed to have new names for things! they need to start recycling the old ones. got a new product? okay here's the book of unused thing-names from like 100 years ago. your new thing is called "Electrosol" you're welcome!
July 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
we should not be allowed to have new names for things! they need to start recycling the old ones. got a new product? okay here's the book of unused thing-names from like 100 years ago. your new thing is called "Electrosol" you're welcome!
*sings Toby Keith's "Who's Your Daddy" at you in a lesbian way*
June 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
*sings Toby Keith's "Who's Your Daddy" at you in a lesbian way*
I should clarify "actually good" = not going to completely buttfuck us payment-wise, as opposed to what we all want which is total forgiveness.
Uh help, is this Republican student loan overhaul idea actually good or am I a dummy?
The future of student loan repayment, explained
A Republican overhaul would reduce borrowers' repayments options from several plans to just two.
www.npr.org
May 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I should clarify "actually good" = not going to completely buttfuck us payment-wise, as opposed to what we all want which is total forgiveness.
Uh help, is this Republican student loan overhaul idea actually good or am I a dummy?
The future of student loan repayment, explained
A Republican overhaul would reduce borrowers' repayments options from several plans to just two.
www.npr.org
May 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Uh help, is this Republican student loan overhaul idea actually good or am I a dummy?
I've got a migraine causing confusion. There's an aura. It's shaped like a c. C for confusion.
April 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've got a migraine causing confusion. There's an aura. It's shaped like a c. C for confusion.
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One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....
April 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One is made a national story every single week and the other is shhhhh.....
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BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
April 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
BREAKING: White House sources report an old Ork Codex was slipped into the President's Daily Briefing and he is now exploring the possibility of ending the dollar entirely in favor of a teeth based economy
I wanna laugh about the stock market crash and impending recession, but for the first time in my life I actually have a retirement fund. 700 of MY DOLLARS are out there in those stocks somewhere! That's not very funny if you ask me!
April 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I wanna laugh about the stock market crash and impending recession, but for the first time in my life I actually have a retirement fund. 700 of MY DOLLARS are out there in those stocks somewhere! That's not very funny if you ask me!
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someone tried to shoot Trump in the head, but he turned his head at the exact right moment, and now we don’t get to play donkey kong
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Nintendo is delaying pre-orders in the US due to the recently announced tariffs.
The US administration is placing tariffs on China (34%), Vietnam (46%), and Cambodia (49%), among others. These are all countries where Nintendo manufactures their hardware.
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Nintendo is delaying pre-orders in the US due to the recently announced tariffs.
The US administration is placing tariffs on China (34%), Vietnam (46%), and Cambodia (49%), among others. These are all countries where Nintendo manufactures their hardware.
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April 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
someone tried to shoot Trump in the head, but he turned his head at the exact right moment, and now we don’t get to play donkey kong
I'm so tired 😴
Atmosphere is recharged and ready for more rotating storms this afternoon and tonight. We are stuck on the wrong side of a stalled front
✅ instability
✅ shear and rotation
✅ storm fuel
✅ lift
Hail, damaging straight line winds, tornado possible as approaching storms worsen ongoing flash flooding.
✅ instability
✅ shear and rotation
✅ storm fuel
✅ lift
Hail, damaging straight line winds, tornado possible as approaching storms worsen ongoing flash flooding.
April 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm so tired 😴
They're gonna be so mad when they find out this is dairy-free lemon sorbet
April 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
They're gonna be so mad when they find out this is dairy-free lemon sorbet
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“And this is what it looks like when I jack off an invisible Bigfoot.”
March 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
“And this is what it looks like when I jack off an invisible Bigfoot.”
I was like "can I bring a lamp outside" and she was like "why not?" I feel like a genius.
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I was like "can I bring a lamp outside" and she was like "why not?" I feel like a genius.
After our paid snow day yesterday, we returned to the office to our internet down.
Comcast say it won't be back up until 1. What do I plan to do until then? Sit by my space heater and play on my phone until my free Panda Express comes at 11:30, then take a long lunch.
I think I love this job.
Comcast say it won't be back up until 1. What do I plan to do until then? Sit by my space heater and play on my phone until my free Panda Express comes at 11:30, then take a long lunch.
I think I love this job.
February 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
After our paid snow day yesterday, we returned to the office to our internet down.
Comcast say it won't be back up until 1. What do I plan to do until then? Sit by my space heater and play on my phone until my free Panda Express comes at 11:30, then take a long lunch.
I think I love this job.
Comcast say it won't be back up until 1. What do I plan to do until then? Sit by my space heater and play on my phone until my free Panda Express comes at 11:30, then take a long lunch.
I think I love this job.
Getting prettied up to go out with my beautiful gay wife!
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Getting prettied up to go out with my beautiful gay wife!
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Gender affirming sturgeonry
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Gender affirming sturgeonry
1. Very happy to be a drug hoarder rn!
2. Pharmacists are going to become a lot more important to people's safety than they already are (unless they're gonna be robots too ofc)
3. What words in which order do I have to say to get preemptive antibiotics for my 3x yearly sinus infections??
2. Pharmacists are going to become a lot more important to people's safety than they already are (unless they're gonna be robots too ofc)
3. What words in which order do I have to say to get preemptive antibiotics for my 3x yearly sinus infections??
What the fuck is this? AI qualifying as a prescriber?
January 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM
1. Very happy to be a drug hoarder rn!
2. Pharmacists are going to become a lot more important to people's safety than they already are (unless they're gonna be robots too ofc)
3. What words in which order do I have to say to get preemptive antibiotics for my 3x yearly sinus infections??
2. Pharmacists are going to become a lot more important to people's safety than they already are (unless they're gonna be robots too ofc)
3. What words in which order do I have to say to get preemptive antibiotics for my 3x yearly sinus infections??
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