Damaged Goods
@popestan.bsky.social
I write erotic NPR fan fiction.
Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
I guess the key is don't cuddle with them... And remind them that you're in charge!
November 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I guess the key is don't cuddle with them... And remind them that you're in charge!
If you see this, post a bird
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you see this, post a bird
What do you mean it's only available in select cities??? This is bullshit!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What do you mean it's only available in select cities??? This is bullshit!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
Made a meatball sandwich for lunch! The first pic has the meatballs on top of a bed of onions on a Hawaiian roll, topped with marinara. The second pic is the sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese on it.
#food 🍜🍽️
#food 🍜🍽️
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Made a meatball sandwich for lunch! The first pic has the meatballs on top of a bed of onions on a Hawaiian roll, topped with marinara. The second pic is the sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese on it.
#food 🍜🍽️
#food 🍜🍽️
I dunno... maybe hundreds of politicians... Dozens of Presidential elections...
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I dunno... maybe hundreds of politicians... Dozens of Presidential elections...
Last year I made a 15# turkey with all the trimmings and ate it all by myself over the course of 5 days. This year, I'm donating my Thanksgiving fund to a food bank. Please find it in your heart to feed a family or two...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Last year I made a 15# turkey with all the trimmings and ate it all by myself over the course of 5 days. This year, I'm donating my Thanksgiving fund to a food bank. Please find it in your heart to feed a family or two...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
What's with all this snow bullshit that coming my way this weekend???
I hate snow!!!
I hate snow!!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What's with all this snow bullshit that coming my way this weekend???
I hate snow!!!
I hate snow!!!
I sure could use a McRib... It's been awhile...
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I sure could use a McRib... It's been awhile...
Found this headless bird on my front lawn the other day. Either there's a raptor flying around out there or Heather's done with her 5-10 and is sending me a message.
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Found this headless bird on my front lawn the other day. Either there's a raptor flying around out there or Heather's done with her 5-10 and is sending me a message.
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
My office came with 2 filing cabinets which I will never use (at least not for their original purpose). I too filled mine with food. If you look, you'll see the cookies are filed under "C".
Also, I kept a desk drawer of jellies we would get from the breakfast diner (they always gave us too much!)
Also, I kept a desk drawer of jellies we would get from the breakfast diner (they always gave us too much!)
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My office came with 2 filing cabinets which I will never use (at least not for their original purpose). I too filled mine with food. If you look, you'll see the cookies are filed under "C".
Also, I kept a desk drawer of jellies we would get from the breakfast diner (they always gave us too much!)
Also, I kept a desk drawer of jellies we would get from the breakfast diner (they always gave us too much!)
Andrew stripped of Prince title... Will now be known as Artist Formally Known as Prince Andrew...
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Andrew stripped of Prince title... Will now be known as Artist Formally Known as Prince Andrew...
They're naming it Asshat Rapist?
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
They're naming it Asshat Rapist?
Got the paint restored on my car... Worrh every penny. She so pretty!
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Got the paint restored on my car... Worrh every penny. She so pretty!
Look who found her way into the backyard... I wanted to wrestle her. She was small... I could've taken her...
October 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Look who found her way into the backyard... I wanted to wrestle her. She was small... I could've taken her...
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One more hot pepper on the vine! Been a bumper crop year for me with 2 peppers harvested!
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October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
One more hot pepper on the vine! Been a bumper crop year for me with 2 peppers harvested!
🤣
🤣
Don't worry, I'm sure their corporate driven bribes will keep them afloat for years to come...
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure their corporate driven bribes will keep them afloat for years to come...
Yeah... Looks like Verizon is down here. No calls, texts or data... Not that I'm expecting any calls or texts at 1AM, but you never know...
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Yeah... Looks like Verizon is down here. No calls, texts or data... Not that I'm expecting any calls or texts at 1AM, but you never know...
It's a Gracie dog!!!
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
It's a Gracie dog!!!
You can almost see my abs!
I HAVE ABS!!!
I HAVE ABS!!!
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
You can almost see my abs!
I HAVE ABS!!!
I HAVE ABS!!!
Do not try Arby's new steak nuggets sandwich (unless you're into reconstituted, grade B, beef jerky.)
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October 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Do not try Arby's new steak nuggets sandwich (unless you're into reconstituted, grade B, beef jerky.)
🍜🍽️
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