Damaged Goods
@popestan.bsky.social
I write erotic NPR fan fiction.
Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
You know what's annoying? When people ask for help or advice and then promptly do the opposite of what I recommend. Stop wasting my time! 😡
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You know what's annoying? When people ask for help or advice and then promptly do the opposite of what I recommend. Stop wasting my time! 😡
Goon a movie
"Goondock Saints"
"Goondock Saints"
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Goon a movie
"Goondock Saints"
"Goondock Saints"
Goon a movie
"Benny and Goon"
"Benny and Goon"
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Goon a movie
"Benny and Goon"
"Benny and Goon"
Goon a movie
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Goon a movie
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
What do you mean it's only available in select cities??? This is bullshit!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What do you mean it's only available in select cities??? This is bullshit!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
I WANT MY MCRIB!!!
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I would argue that the response is not very shocking at all!- "As of the 42nd video, nine churches have said that they will help, and 33 have said no."
Woman asks churches if they will feed starving baby-the response is shocking
TikToker Nikalie Monroe went viral after calling over 40 churches to test their response to a fake starving baby.
www.newsweek.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I would argue that the response is not very shocking at all!- "As of the 42nd video, nine churches have said that they will help, and 33 have said no."
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@lowqualityfacts.bsky.social
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
Does not taste like chicken. Tastes more like a beer can than beer... I do not recommend...
Oh dear God... The aftertaste... She lingers... Why did I buy 2 cans??? 🤮
Just found out that my friend's mother passed away this morning. This will make the 5th funeral I've had to go to this year.
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Just found out that my friend's mother passed away this morning. This will make the 5th funeral I've had to go to this year.
Made a meatball sandwich for lunch! The first pic has the meatballs on top of a bed of onions on a Hawaiian roll, topped with marinara. The second pic is the sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese on it.
#food 🍜🍽️
#food 🍜🍽️
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Made a meatball sandwich for lunch! The first pic has the meatballs on top of a bed of onions on a Hawaiian roll, topped with marinara. The second pic is the sandwich with melted mozzarella cheese on it.
#food 🍜🍽️
#food 🍜🍽️
I had chocolate cake for breakfast 🤤
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I had chocolate cake for breakfast 🤤
Went to donate platelets this morning at the Red Cross. My hemoglobin levels were too low for me to donate. 😞
Oh well. I'll try again in a couple of weeks. For now, I'mma gonna grab some breakfast and then go back to bed!
Oh well. I'll try again in a couple of weeks. For now, I'mma gonna grab some breakfast and then go back to bed!
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Went to donate platelets this morning at the Red Cross. My hemoglobin levels were too low for me to donate. 😞
Oh well. I'll try again in a couple of weeks. For now, I'mma gonna grab some breakfast and then go back to bed!
Oh well. I'll try again in a couple of weeks. For now, I'mma gonna grab some breakfast and then go back to bed!
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"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
It's getting cold outside. Summer's over. I guess I need to put away the shorts and find my pants. 😞
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
It's getting cold outside. Summer's over. I guess I need to put away the shorts and find my pants. 😞
I dunno... maybe hundreds of politicians... Dozens of Presidential elections...
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I dunno... maybe hundreds of politicians... Dozens of Presidential elections...
Last year I made a 15# turkey with all the trimmings and ate it all by myself over the course of 5 days. This year, I'm donating my Thanksgiving fund to a food bank. Please find it in your heart to feed a family or two...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Last year I made a 15# turkey with all the trimmings and ate it all by myself over the course of 5 days. This year, I'm donating my Thanksgiving fund to a food bank. Please find it in your heart to feed a family or two...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
#food 🍜🍽️
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
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50% of workers can't afford healthcare.
People are using buy now, pay later apps to go into debt to buy groceries.
GoFundMe has 250k pages for medical bills and 40k for tuition.
… and Elon Musk gets a $1 trillion pay out.
And people think moms getting SNAP are the problem.
People are using buy now, pay later apps to go into debt to buy groceries.
GoFundMe has 250k pages for medical bills and 40k for tuition.
… and Elon Musk gets a $1 trillion pay out.
And people think moms getting SNAP are the problem.
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
50% of workers can't afford healthcare.
People are using buy now, pay later apps to go into debt to buy groceries.
GoFundMe has 250k pages for medical bills and 40k for tuition.
… and Elon Musk gets a $1 trillion pay out.
And people think moms getting SNAP are the problem.
People are using buy now, pay later apps to go into debt to buy groceries.
GoFundMe has 250k pages for medical bills and 40k for tuition.
… and Elon Musk gets a $1 trillion pay out.
And people think moms getting SNAP are the problem.
A trillion dollar payday for Elon Musk???
Who are these people who voted for this deal, and how much more dumb can they get?
We don't need trillionaires. We don't need billionaires. We need financial equality and stability.
Who are these people who voted for this deal, and how much more dumb can they get?
We don't need trillionaires. We don't need billionaires. We need financial equality and stability.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A trillion dollar payday for Elon Musk???
Who are these people who voted for this deal, and how much more dumb can they get?
We don't need trillionaires. We don't need billionaires. We need financial equality and stability.
Who are these people who voted for this deal, and how much more dumb can they get?
We don't need trillionaires. We don't need billionaires. We need financial equality and stability.
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JUST IN: Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy,' charged with chucking a sub at law enforcement during President Trump's takeover of the nation's capital.
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
nbcnews.to
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
JUST IN: Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy,' charged with chucking a sub at law enforcement during President Trump's takeover of the nation's capital.
What's with all this snow bullshit that coming my way this weekend???
I hate snow!!!
I hate snow!!!
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
What's with all this snow bullshit that coming my way this weekend???
I hate snow!!!
I hate snow!!!
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So far we've raised $14,000 which will provide 35,000 meals to central Ohio families 🥳
About to start a 5k turkey trot for work & the event organizer, who is aiming for placing in the top 3, is wearing a full on suit 🏃🏽♀️
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So far we've raised $14,000 which will provide 35,000 meals to central Ohio families 🥳
I sure could use a McRib... It's been awhile...
November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I sure could use a McRib... It's been awhile...
Saw Christmas decorations up at my neighbor's house this morning.
Maybe they didn't take em down from last year. I dunno. I don't really pay attention...
Maybe they didn't take em down from last year. I dunno. I don't really pay attention...
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Saw Christmas decorations up at my neighbor's house this morning.
Maybe they didn't take em down from last year. I dunno. I don't really pay attention...
Maybe they didn't take em down from last year. I dunno. I don't really pay attention...
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Terrorists have taken over a building. You get to select one song to blast from speakers on a continuous loop to try to get them to surrender.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Copy and quote-post with the name of the song.
I choose: "Friday" by Rebecca Black.
Found this headless bird on my front lawn the other day. Either there's a raptor flying around out there or Heather's done with her 5-10 and is sending me a message.
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
November 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Found this headless bird on my front lawn the other day. Either there's a raptor flying around out there or Heather's done with her 5-10 and is sending me a message.
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!
Women... Y'all can be so crazy!