John Cleveland
@popcornandpain.bsky.social
THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM
The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5)
EXTRAS
Butter - The movie has nudity.
Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable.
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The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5)
EXTRAS
Butter - The movie has nudity.
Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable.
Avatar created by @JoeRocks1981.bsky.social
No budget scream queen Mel Heflin is in this. Just gave her a follow on here.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
No budget scream queen Mel Heflin is in this. Just gave her a follow on here.
Someday I’ll convince my bad movie group to marathon this franchise like we did the “Witchcraft” series. Someday.
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Someday I’ll convince my bad movie group to marathon this franchise like we did the “Witchcraft” series. Someday.
Anything even near “Baby Cat” needs to be riffed. I’ll have to check this out soon.
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Anything even near “Baby Cat” needs to be riffed. I’ll have to check this out soon.
Speaking of said deadly cyborg henchman he is played by world karate champion, Michael Laurin. You might not know this, but beyond being a world karate champion Michael Laurin is also a horrible actor. He is not the only one either as this movie is full of next level bad acting.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Speaking of said deadly cyborg henchman he is played by world karate champion, Michael Laurin. You might not know this, but beyond being a world karate champion Michael Laurin is also a horrible actor. He is not the only one either as this movie is full of next level bad acting.
A real “Manos: The Hands of Fate” situation for sure.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
A real “Manos: The Hands of Fate” situation for sure.
That’s fucking hilarious.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
That’s fucking hilarious.
One of the best creature features of all time if you ask me.
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
One of the best creature features of all time if you ask me.
