John Cleveland
@popcornandpain.bsky.social
THE BURNT KERNEL RATING SYSTEM
The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5)
EXTRAS
Butter - The movie has nudity.
Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable.
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The more Burnt Kernels a movie has the technically worse it is. (i.e. 1/5 is better made than 5/5)
EXTRAS
Butter - The movie has nudity.
Free Refills - The movie is enjoyable.
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It's called fashion.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's called fashion.
British boutique distributor ‘88 Films’ is having a sale. Check them out for some solid cult classics and some hilariously bad movies.
mvdshop.com/collections/...
mvdshop.com/collections/...
October 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
British boutique distributor ‘88 Films’ is having a sale. Check them out for some solid cult classics and some hilariously bad movies.
mvdshop.com/collections/...
mvdshop.com/collections/...
The schedule for Popcorn & Pains 5th annual 48 hour long bad horror movie marathon. Movies start at noon on Friday the 24th and continue straight through till Sunday!
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The schedule for Popcorn & Pains 5th annual 48 hour long bad horror movie marathon. Movies start at noon on Friday the 24th and continue straight through till Sunday!
@koko-knutt.bsky.social thought you might be interested in this.
September 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Context is for the weak.
July 18, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Context is for the weak.
Someone left this comment on a Reddit post I made about “Reloaded”.
July 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Someone left this comment on a Reddit post I made about “Reloaded”.
"Armando Creeper's Valley of the Vampire" (1995) - This movie is so obscure that it doesn't even have an entry on IMDB, and seemingly only exists as a low quality screener with a hardcoded title banner throughout (see attached image). It is next level bad, and incredible rare.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
April 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"Armando Creeper's Valley of the Vampire" (1995) - This movie is so obscure that it doesn't even have an entry on IMDB, and seemingly only exists as a low quality screener with a hardcoded title banner throughout (see attached image). It is next level bad, and incredible rare.
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
5 / 5 Burnt Kernels
In celebration of Rebruary I showed these glorious Reb Brown movies to some folks last night. Space Reb meets “Battlestar Galactica”, Reb in Bruno Mattei’s “Rambo 2”, Reb and Christopher Lee vs Sybil Dannings Transylvania Werewolves, then Reb and Lou Ferrigno in “Of Mice and Men meets Bloodsport”.
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
In celebration of Rebruary I showed these glorious Reb Brown movies to some folks last night. Space Reb meets “Battlestar Galactica”, Reb in Bruno Mattei’s “Rambo 2”, Reb and Christopher Lee vs Sybil Dannings Transylvania Werewolves, then Reb and Lou Ferrigno in “Of Mice and Men meets Bloodsport”.
Definitely. Here are more I enjoy that are a little less well known. More in line with what my group watches.
January 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Definitely. Here are more I enjoy that are a little less well known. More in line with what my group watches.
All solid picks. Some of sone of mine:
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
All solid picks. Some of sone of mine:
