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Mr. Toes
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There I am, washin’ me toes!

Humanist as fuck, don’t even test me bro.
Careful now! We wouldn’t want an endorsement to have stakes or an effect!
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Did you see it wink at you?
October 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We got lucky this year with great movies and great games. I guess art is getting good again because everything is going to shit.
October 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s also a good thing he shrunk himself down away from the baby. If had done it closer I don’t know if the fantastic 4 would have time to be useless.
September 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Science feels wrong because it is wrong. I’ve been taking dewormer, colloidal silver, and blue dye since I was a child and other than some very mild seizing, I’m pretty sure I can make it 150 years old. I think its great we re-evaluate all knowledge every generation, how else will we know it’s true?
generation.how
September 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
We’ve slipped into generational damage, we will probably be old men by the time we manage the change to take effect….
September 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
THIS is what you were thinking about during breakfast with your phone off?
September 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Lazy art, lazy joke, old man shakes fist at cloud. Another banger from Heathcliff.
September 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I love your work.
August 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Great Product, recommending to friends and family. 4/5 starts.

Doesn’t work without the dongle :(
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
OK! I think I have it working, David I’m so sorry for yelling. There were these voices in my head and this swirling abyss in my field of vision, it was making things hard for me. I drank some apple juice and feel a little better, sorry again.! <3
August 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
This is still in warranty right? I noticed the box is 4000 years old. I’m sorry if it’s not covered.
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
IM HOLDING THE RING FOR 3 SECONDS IT WONT POWER ONSTOP TELLING ME THATS WHAT I HAVE TO DO. It beeps 4 times after I hold it, does that mean something? Goddamitshit. Ok, I have the serial number if that will help.
August 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM