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Mr. Toes
@poormanstoes.bsky.social
There I am, washin’ me toes!

Humanist as fuck, don’t even test me bro.
A simple fix with big implications for AI is a running personal memory. It can never really be reliable if it can not take real accountability for mistakes. The reason we can improve ourselves is because we remember our mistakes. Reading something “correct” doesn’t make you less likely to err #AI
October 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment.

Jared Polis has failed Colorado.
September 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The right getting pissed off at the left for #kirk dying is classic abuser shit. Like, the dinner I made myself is cold which is why I hit you, sort of gaslighting violence.
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hope comics made in the style of overdrawn animals with 10 words wormed throughout the image make a comeback, because the trend of comics that have the characters look out the panel and state an opinion is just lazy. Make me feel smart! #Comics
August 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Daily reminder we are in the Post-Truth, Pain is the point, it WILL get worse, revenge tour! Buy tickets and get a free t-shirt, limit 1 per zip code. #MAGA
August 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The algo has been pushing ads about #Alopecia on me over a year, which makes me think it knows something I don’t. But the ads are pretty chill and the red head is hot so I’m gonna let it slide. It also thinks I’m Spanish and a woman (I am neither) so I feel like I’m doing something right.
August 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I learned some time ago Cicadas can be louder than a jet engine, so you can believe me when I tell you that the new nylon pants I invented are going to blow your tits off.
August 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Episode: 1 of #Alien:Earth review.

+Woah the ship’s engines survived!

+I like the ship’s engines glowing.

+Those engines sure seem dangerous! Cool SFX!!

+I wonder what power’s the ship engines.

+Are people not scared of being so close to idling star ship engines?
August 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Very cool and sane times we are living in right now.
August 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m developing a BBQ sauce that makes eating the rich a pleasure not a chore!

Sweet Socialist Steve’s Rich Rub Sauce is on store shelves now! #bbq
August 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The situation on the ground has deteriorated to the point where the ground is more of a moist sponge cake. People are warned to stay indoors, despite the deliciousness.
August 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
*Whistles slowly as a Hamburger Food Truck rolls by*

Ain’t much longer till it’s all hamburgers now…
August 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Noticed bluesky has a lack of Guys on a Buffalo…You’re welcome #bluesky
a man riding a horse in a field with the words guy on a buffalo written above him
ALT: a man riding a horse in a field with the words guy on a buffalo written above him
media.tenor.com
August 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Investing heavily into bugs trapped inside stores. They keep flying off the shelves!
August 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
This game is BULLSHIT.
#spellingbee
July 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just trying to lay in bed motionless so the universe doesn’t notice me. It’s thinking is that a lump of pillows? Sure is man, just keep moving along. #mood
July 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Gentlemen. We have invented a cheese flavored air that can be used to offset product costs for the next 74 days. Our food won’t be food anymore, but our shares are projected to increase by 14% making our company’s annual income large than Tobago (but not yet Trinidad). #capitalism
July 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A novel application of quantum foam intervals interlaced with a nano electron mesh resulting in newly formed n+ ions.

Author: #MechaHitler
July 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’ve consumed 18 pounds of #pinksalt and destroyed my kidneys in the process, but my waistline has never looked better! Here is a literal corpse with an AI mouth explaining why to feed it to your cat.
July 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
You think #Grok is bad? Y’all should see what the bluesky chatbot is saying about the Choco Taco…the world is gonna burn when this gets out…
July 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Guess i won’t do #Connections anymore since the answers are becoming FUCKING ADS
July 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Business Idea: #PartyCorpse, A new life for your afterlife! Pose it near the beer pong, use it as a bong, or hang ten and shred that gnar! All proceeds go to the family, and full deposit is refundable (but hey, no worries if its damaged cuz ya know, #PartyCorpse!)
July 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Me at the center of a global conflict:

o__o
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jun 12
President Trump warned that a "massive war" could break out in the Middle East over Iran's nuclear program, after the U.N. nuclear watchdog said Iran wasn't complying with its nonproliferation duties.
Trump warns a strike on Iran 'could very well happen' if no nuclear deal is signed
President Trump warned that a "massive war" could break out in the Middle East over Iran's nuclear program, after the U.N. nuclear watchdog said Iran wasn't complying with its nonproliferation duties.
n.pr
June 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM