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Stay wistful and young.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
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Some say these are the Poopfoot of Green Beans. 👈😎👈
Steam-in-Bag Extra Fine Green Beans
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Tonight's Album: "Apologies to the Chef (Deluxe)" by Winona Fighter
The album "Apologies to the Chef (Deluxe)" by Winona Fighter plays on a green turntable.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: BBQ Chicken Coleslaw Wraps
Shredded chicken breast is mixed with Joe's KC BBQ sauce in a green bowl. Coleslaw is made with shredded cabbage and carrots, mayonnaise, apple cider vinegar, sugar, and cilantro in a pink bowl. The chicken and coleslaw are put in a large tortilla, wrapped, and cut in half. BBQ chicken coleslaw wrap with steamed green beans and a bottle of Mountain Dew Zero Sugar.
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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New Shoes Day!

(Please disregard the filthy coffee table.)
A shoebox featuring artwork of The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror. A pair of green Adidas low-tops reminiscent of the aliens Kang and Kodoa from The Simpsons.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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New senior picture just dropped.

Picture taken by @shoelais.bsky.social, who is beautiful, talented, and available for commissions.

Supervised by @evolbrew.net, professional adult senior picture photog.
Me, sitting in a fort made of sticks, branches and such.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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An ass that won't quit (farting).
The hind quarters of a large bullmastiff who won't stop farting.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Slow Cooker Cuban Pork

Tonight's Album: "RTJ4" by Run the Jewels
Slow cooker Cuban pork in a Crock Pot. Slow cooker Cuban pork with rice and black beans, topped with cilantro and served with a bottle of Mountain Dew Zero Sugar. The album "RTJ4" by Run the Jewels plays on a green turntable.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Ella Mae likes your phone sticker.
A medium haired gray cat sits on her keeper's lap.
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Tonight's Dinner: Buffalo Chicken Soup

Tonight's Album: "The Lonesome Crowded West" by Modest Mouse
A bowl of buffalo chicken soup served with crushed tortilla chips and blue cheese crumbles and a bottle of Mountain Dew Zero Sugar. The album "The Lonesome Crowded West" by Modest Mouse plays on a green turntable.
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Rare picture of me wearing a hat.
Me, in a fuzzy, green Oscar the Grouch cap.
November 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Saturday morning snugs with a freshly bathed Gus.
Gus, a large bullmastiff, cuddles with his owner's legs.
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Tonight's Album: "The Fat of the Land" by Prodigy
The album "The Fat of the Land" by Prodigy plays on a green turntable.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Tonight's Dinner and Dessert:

Crab Rangoon
Spider Roll
Scallop Dynamite Roll
Ooey Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream in a waffle bowl
Crab rangoon. (I ate one before the pic.) A spider roll. A scallop dynamite roll. Ooey gooey butter cake ice cream in a waffle bowl.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Scallop Dynamite Roll
A scallop dynamite roll.
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Ope, new shoe rack just dropped.

(I needed more room.)

(Don't ask a lot of questions.)
A shoe rack hanging on a door with 16 pairs of shoes, including Adidas, Vans, Pumas, and one pair of bootleg Nikes.
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Wearing a new white (GASP) t-shirt today, and leftovers have tomatoes in them. I may wear some manner of smock to protect myself.
Me, in a white My Chemical Romance t-shirt and teal glasses. I am sitting in my office, with two cats sleeping in the background.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Supposed to get up to 75° today, so you can have a little slutty thigh tattoo. As a treat.
My left thigh with a partially visible tattoo sticking out from green shorts.
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Tonight's Album: "What Separates Me From You" by A Day to Remember.
Spicy Mexican donkey balls with steamed mixed vegetables and a 7-Up Zero Sugar. The album "What Separates Me From You" by A Day to Remember plays on a green turntable.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Spicy Mexican Donkey Balls

(I have no idea.)
Meatballs are made with ground beef, onions, diced jalepeño, cilantro, shredded cheddar cheese, garlic, cumin, chili powder, smoked paprika, crushed tortilla chips, and an egg. The meatballs are browned in a Dutch oven. A can of diced tomatoes with green chilies is added to the meatballs before they're cooked in the oven. The spicy Mexican donkey Balls, fresh from the oven.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Reggie says, "Happy Wednesday."
A red-footed tortoise, coming out of a fake log after having eaten his tortoise chow.
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Noooooooooooooooo
"A chance to express your creativity is coming your way." I'm being cursed.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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YES
A plate of Chinese buffet food and a cup of Sprite.
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Egg Roll Soup

Tonight's Album: "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count" by From First to Last
A bowl of egg roll soup. The album "Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has A Body Count" by From First to Last plays on a green turntable.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Tonight's Album: "Stankonia" by Outkast
Spicy jalepeño chicken over rice with a bottle of Cherry Coke Zero Sugar. The album "Stankonia" by Outkast plays on a green turntable.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Tonight's Dinner: Spicy Jalepeño Chicken and Rice
Onions, garlic, and diced jalepeños cook in a sauté pan. Diced chicken and a red bell pepper are added to the aromatics. Corn, beans, diced tomatoes, chicken broth, and spices are added to simmer for 25 minutes. Spicy jalepeño chicken after simmering.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM