Luke
@poopfoot.bsky.social
Stay wistful and young.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
The affected are banking on oblivion.
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Tonight's Dinner: BBQ Chicken Coleslaw Wraps
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Tonight's Dinner: BBQ Chicken Coleslaw Wraps
Got a mailer from Fanduel announcing their arrival in Missouri. I hope their C-suite gets hemorrhoids and kidney stones simultaneously.
November 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Got a mailer from Fanduel announcing their arrival in Missouri. I hope their C-suite gets hemorrhoids and kidney stones simultaneously.
New shoe day AND new record day. Blessings everywhere from the Gods of Commerce.
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
New shoe day AND new record day. Blessings everywhere from the Gods of Commerce.
I need to find a new therapist, but auditioning therapists is such a hassle. Isn't there some kind of app where I can swipe left or right based on shared interests and if they're attractive?
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I need to find a new therapist, but auditioning therapists is such a hassle. Isn't there some kind of app where I can swipe left or right based on shared interests and if they're attractive?
Every time the targeted ads on my phone show me a Triumph Bonneville, I come one step closer to devastating financial ruin.
(Again.)
(Again.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Every time the targeted ads on my phone show me a Triumph Bonneville, I come one step closer to devastating financial ruin.
(Again.)
(Again.)
I just think one or more very generous people should pay for me to go see MCR and The Used at the Hollywood Bowl on 10/30/26. Including airfare and hotel, obviously.
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I just think one or more very generous people should pay for me to go see MCR and The Used at the Hollywood Bowl on 10/30/26. Including airfare and hotel, obviously.
New Shoes Day!
(Please disregard the filthy coffee table.)
(Please disregard the filthy coffee table.)
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
New Shoes Day!
(Please disregard the filthy coffee table.)
(Please disregard the filthy coffee table.)
Getting 83 consecutive hours of sleep would fix me.
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Getting 83 consecutive hours of sleep would fix me.
My therapist reported that he's anti-AI, but decided to have a conversation with Google's glorified chatbot last night and also used it to help him fill out paperwork to become in-network with an insurance provider.
Folks...
Folks...
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My therapist reported that he's anti-AI, but decided to have a conversation with Google's glorified chatbot last night and also used it to help him fill out paperwork to become in-network with an insurance provider.
Folks...
Folks...
I know I'm not a complete failure, but I just felt like I'd have more honorary titles by now.
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I know I'm not a complete failure, but I just felt like I'd have more honorary titles by now.
Going to get more cavities filled this afternoon.
Every year, I get one step closer to having them all pulled and getting a set of wind-up dentures that chomp their way across my bedside table every time I take them out.
Every year, I get one step closer to having them all pulled and getting a set of wind-up dentures that chomp their way across my bedside table every time I take them out.
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Going to get more cavities filled this afternoon.
Every year, I get one step closer to having them all pulled and getting a set of wind-up dentures that chomp their way across my bedside table every time I take them out.
Every year, I get one step closer to having them all pulled and getting a set of wind-up dentures that chomp their way across my bedside table every time I take them out.
Got an ad on Reddit for "America's Toughest Lip Balm."
The container looks like a shotgun shell.
I hate this timeline.
The container looks like a shotgun shell.
I hate this timeline.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Got an ad on Reddit for "America's Toughest Lip Balm."
The container looks like a shotgun shell.
I hate this timeline.
The container looks like a shotgun shell.
I hate this timeline.
I really need to follow more bands/artists on Bandsintown, because its algorithm sometimes suggests concerts to me that are downright offensive to my being.
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I really need to follow more bands/artists on Bandsintown, because its algorithm sometimes suggests concerts to me that are downright offensive to my being.
FUN FACT: Turkey is bullshit
November 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
FUN FACT: Turkey is bullshit
Only when I've eaten a ham-based meal for five days straight can my Christmas tree go up. No sooner. It is the law.
November 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Only when I've eaten a ham-based meal for five days straight can my Christmas tree go up. No sooner. It is the law.
Somebody's buying the house next door to mine, and they better not expect me to learn their name(s).
(I will learn any dog or cat names, though.)
(I will learn any dog or cat names, though.)
November 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Somebody's buying the house next door to mine, and they better not expect me to learn their name(s).
(I will learn any dog or cat names, though.)
(I will learn any dog or cat names, though.)
Do you think there's a Jennifer Hate Hewitt?
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Do you think there's a Jennifer Hate Hewitt?
If only they'd had years and years and years to think about this and get it figured out.
The World Cup is just seven months away, and the Kansas City Area Transportation Authority faces the immense challenge of moving hundreds of thousands of fans around Kansas City next summer. (@thebeacon.bsky.social)
As World Cup looms, Kansas City leaders face hard decisions to pay for extra bus service
Kansas City has been asking the state and federal government for financial help to pay for extra buses during the World Cup. The clock is ticking, but the transit agency hasn’t gotten a dime.
www.kcur.org
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If only they'd had years and years and years to think about this and get it figured out.
With every cup of water I drink, I can feel my power waning. It's sapping my will to live, laugh, and love.
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
With every cup of water I drink, I can feel my power waning. It's sapping my will to live, laugh, and love.
New senior picture just dropped.
Picture taken by @shoelais.bsky.social, who is beautiful, talented, and available for commissions.
Supervised by @evolbrew.net, professional adult senior picture photog.
Picture taken by @shoelais.bsky.social, who is beautiful, talented, and available for commissions.
Supervised by @evolbrew.net, professional adult senior picture photog.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
New senior picture just dropped.
Picture taken by @shoelais.bsky.social, who is beautiful, talented, and available for commissions.
Supervised by @evolbrew.net, professional adult senior picture photog.
Picture taken by @shoelais.bsky.social, who is beautiful, talented, and available for commissions.
Supervised by @evolbrew.net, professional adult senior picture photog.
I just feel like calling a yeti "abominable" seems pretty harsh, all things considered. Like, all the other bigfoot-esque creatures aren't subject to the same name-calling. It costs nothing to be kind.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just feel like calling a yeti "abominable" seems pretty harsh, all things considered. Like, all the other bigfoot-esque creatures aren't subject to the same name-calling. It costs nothing to be kind.
An ass that won't quit (farting).
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
An ass that won't quit (farting).
Tonight's Dinner: Slow Cooker Cuban Pork
Tonight's Album: "RTJ4" by Run the Jewels
Tonight's Album: "RTJ4" by Run the Jewels
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Tonight's Dinner: Slow Cooker Cuban Pork
Tonight's Album: "RTJ4" by Run the Jewels
Tonight's Album: "RTJ4" by Run the Jewels
Love the smell of a crock pot meal on a Sunday afternoon.
November 16, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Love the smell of a crock pot meal on a Sunday afternoon.
Watching Blade Runner 2049 (again) after watching Blade Runner: The Final Cut (again) this morning. Still no one running with blades.
Smart.
Safe.
Smart.
Safe.
November 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Watching Blade Runner 2049 (again) after watching Blade Runner: The Final Cut (again) this morning. Still no one running with blades.
Smart.
Safe.
Smart.
Safe.