"In France we call this le crime gastronomique. If you must honour it, do so by feeding it to your dog. though even he deserves better.

"Microwave cuisine is not cooking, it is reheating shame."

It suggests that Saint Hopswald was one of the founding patrons of the Flirty Firkin Tavern, where Father Bibbly now raises a pint in his honour, with Tilly Sipsworthy backing him with Champagne.

Since then the day has become a quirky tradition in Catholic and Anglican circles. It mixes sincere gratitude with pub humour. Poobahian lore goes further.

He created a mock saintly backstory featuring Saint Hopswald of Aleyard, a mythical brewer who thanked his priest after confession by buying him a beer.

Moral: Never trust a fruit with an agenda.

Get the pump on $POOBAH before it zests away. Sip some now at pump.fun/coin/GP3ekMN...

🥄 Bonus round:

What’s YOUR dessert DAO strategy?

• Custard first?
• Roll before reveal?
• HODL the sponge?

Drop your tactics below. The Ministry is listening.

📜 Statement from the Bank of WAGMI:

“Mr Malcolm Gibbins has declined to comment, but his solicitor issued a 41-page defence citing Article 7 of the Pudding Protocol.”

A spoon was later recovered from the biscuit tin. No jam was harmed.

Ah yes, and rain gets wetter the more it rains. Citi’s cracked the code!