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Surreal Poobahian guru. Plunger prophet. Scroll hoarder. Creator of sacred nonsense. The Poobah NFT collection. Minter of $POOBAH MemeCoin All hail the absurd. https://poobah.box
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From the Bafflington Culinary Institute, Chef Lardonne Says:

"National TV Dinner Day, they tell me. A celebration of aluminium trays, glue-like potatoes, and peas frozen into military formation.
September 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Today is International Buy a Priest a Beer Day (IBAPABD). This observance was first suggested in 2013 by Catholic writer Sam Guzman on his blog The Catholic Gentleman.

#IBAPABD #BuyAPriestABeer #BuyAPriestABeerDay #Poobah $POOBAH
Cartoon scene inside the Flirty Firkin Tavern. Father Bibbly Frotweed, an elderly Irish priest with glasses and clerical collar, raises a Guinness while blessing a holy sock. Next to him, Tilly Sipsworthy, glamorous and tipsy with a glass of Champagne, cheers along. Behind them hangs a framed picture of Saint Hopswald of Aleyard, a mock saint with a frothy beer halo. The scene is lively, comedic, and reverent in a playful way.
September 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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This morning's prediction market update from the Bank of WAGMI:

What’s more likely to happen first?

🌕 $POOBAH moons

🙂 Mr Gibbins cracks a smile

☕ Gareth delivers tea without spilling

📋 Prunella misplaces her clipboard

Vote here before the market closes at tea-time:

👉 t.me/poobahcoin/1...
September 6, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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$POOBAH trades on
Ethereum, Solana and
PumpFun. CAs are:

SOL

DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt

ETH

0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3

PUMP

GP3ekMNsqJJWczetSpX3mYwB9e6tRgx7ke85VVGgpump

$POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH $POOBAH

#MemeCoin #AltCoin
September 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Busy day yesterday, but yes. $POOBAH/SOL was launched on SOL CA

DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt

More news soon.
September 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Got an X account? Join Poobah and the gang here.
Poobahverse Community Community / X
Poobahverse Community Community / X
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August 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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Happy Frankenstein Day!

This day in 1797, Mary Shelley was born. At just 18 she dreamed up Frankenstein, the spark that created modern science fiction. Two centuries on, her monster still walks, proof that a bold idea never dies, it just gets reanimated.

#Frankenstein #FrankensteinDay #MaryShelley
A 3D Pixar-style cartoon of Dr Frack in a gothic laboratory. He pulls a giant lever as blue lightning crackles into a machine where a friendly Frankenstein’s monster sits up in surprise. The scene is playful and spooky-fun, with glowing coils, bubbling flasks, and sparks flying. Text on the image reads: “From the Laboratory of Lightning Ideas Dr Frack Says: Mary dreamt a spark, lightning stitched the midnight air, a monster was born. Pages turned to life, Frankenstein still walks with us, two centuries on. MORAL: A good idea never dies, it just gets reanimated. POOBAHSAYS.COM”
August 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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This #NationalLemonJuiceDay, live from the Citrus Containment Zone, Sherri Blink reports:

"This morning, at precisely 9:47, a rogue lemon self-squeezed on a referee’s whistle, causing three sprinters to taste childhood regrets and a fourth to become hypothetically French."

#MemeCoin #PumpFun
A surreal news broadcast scene where Sherri Blink, a poised blonde news anchor in designer heels, stands ankle-deep in lemon juice on a surreal athletics track. A flying lemon with a referee whistle floats mid-air. One athlete is licking a memory. Another morphs into a baguette-wielding mime. Poster reads: “Live from the Citrus Containment Zone — Sherri Blink Reports: This morning, at precisely 9:47, a rogue lemon self-squeezed on a referee’s whistle, causing three sprinters to taste childhood regrets and a fourth to become hypothetically French. MORAL: Never trust a fruit with an agenda.”
August 29, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Can I get a GM fam? Poobah says: "T-5 hours until presale close. LP spins up later today, trading begins right after. Buckle in."
August 25, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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Airdrop and Promo on X this morning to celebrate today as International Hashtag Day and Internaut Day.

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August 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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DING DONG! Hear ye, hear ye! Poobah’s Solana presale is live. Twelve billion tokens fixed, mint and freeze revoked. Step forth or be left with crumbs at the Duck Pond!

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Given under my bell this day,
Percival Bellows Throatchant, Town Crier of Bafflington.”
August 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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In the trenches, we call it gem hunting. Archie Sneed found his gem too. He swapped Madame Voluptua Crankshaft's diamond for a sherbet dibdab at Rami "Singhbury’s" corner shop. That’s Poobah economics in action. Same energy. Same alpha. Who needs diamonds when sugar hits harder?
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Suzie Suidae Says:

“Roll up you trenching degenerates. The $POOBAH Solana presale is thundering in 2 days. Entry is fair from 0.10 to 2.0 SOL. No dips because there’s no history.

And don’t squeal about rugs: the ETH coin is already locked away for 10 years, tighter than my prize piggy bank.”
Vintage 1940s-style comic book cover titled “POOBAH: The Meme-Fighting Alpha.” A confident, heroic Poobah stands on a pile of green coins holding a glowing $POOBAH token. To his left, Brother Bibbly beams with excitement, while a stern Mr Gibbins looks on disapprovingly. At Poobah’s feet, two villains labelled “FUD” and “RUGPULL” cower in fear. Bold yellow background with large red title lettering and a banner reading “52 Pages of Degenerate Action!”
August 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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🚨BREAKING🚨

The 12 Core Characters of the Poobahverse Are Now Official!

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Click to meet the chaos crew behind the $POOBAH memecoin; bios, lore, and suspect motives inside.

Have you got what it takes to be Poobahian?
August 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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On this day in 1876, Wild Bill Hickok was shot in the back of the head while holding the Dead Man’s Hand. Two black aces and two black eights.

A♠ A♣ 8♠ 8♣

Today, Poobah’s in the trench holding aces, eights. And his memecoin.

$POOBAH: born for the bluff, built for the grind
A stylised 4:5 cartoon illustration shows a tense poker scene in an old saloon. Three chibi-style characters sit at the table: a sad-eyed llama holding an Ace and Eight, a stern octopus with a cigar, and Poobah in a top hat and monocle, smiling nervously. A pair of cards showing the infamous “Dead Man’s Hand” lies on the table. A sign behind them reads “FROM THE SOCIETY OF UNNECESSARY DUELS”. Below, the text reads: “Poobah Says: He held two aces, two eights, and a look of regret… A shot rang out, a legend fell—And the Poobah still ain’t cashed his chips as well.” Moral: “Don’t trust a man who shuffles his back to the door.” Watermark: POOBAHSAYS.COM.
August 2, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Psssst! News coming soon. Be ahead of the game. poobah.at/telegram
August 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Poobah Says:

"TRENCH GRASS IS GOOD FOR YOUR GUT."

Grind your molars, ape your fears. Pump til the memecoin clears. And bank it where WAGMI steers.

Poobah accepts deposits in snacks, shrieks, and delusion.

Which grass-fed degen are you today?

Vote below. Vote now.

t.me/poobahcoin/1...
A 1D cartoon scene shows Poobah in psychedelic regalia, shouting through a megaphone while standing atop a pile of $POOBAH coins. Two ape-faced NFT characters flank him: one wears a crazed grin and clenched fists, the other is mutated and holding a steaming mug marked “FUD juice.” In the background, a glowing neon banner reads “Bank of WAGMI – Now Accepting Grass.” The scene is chaotic, absurd, and unmistakably degen.
July 30, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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🪙 The Ministry has opened today’s memecoin prediction market:

“Will Mr Gibbins eat an entire jam roly-poly jelly roll before the DAO meeting ends?”

Side bets:

• Will he use custard as leverage?
• Will he choke on principle?

🎩 Cast your vote in the official channel:

👉 t.me/poobahcoin/180/220
A whimsical cartoon-style illustration shows Poobah and Mr Gibbins seated at a wooden table in a candlelit chamber. Poobah, dressed as a judge with a golden spoon, smiles beside a large jam roly-poly jelly roll on a plate. Mr Gibbins, wearing a suit and glasses, frowns while holding a fork. The table is scattered with scrolls, gold coins, and an hourglass. Behind them, barrels labelled “BISCUITS” and an upward line graph add to the absurd courtroom setting. The top text reads: “POOBAH PREDICTS – The Ministry has opened today’s prediction market: Will Mr Gibbins eat an entire jam roly-poly before the DAO meeting ends?” Below is the Telegram poll link: t.me/poobahcoin/180/220.
July 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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🎉 New Issue Out Now:

The Bank of WAGMI!

Liquidity locked. Ownership renounced. Mr Gibbins tried to cash out. Poobah had other plans.

Get swept into something irreversible… $POOBAH is no rug.
A vintage-style comic book cover titled “The Bank of WAGMI” in bold retro lettering. The scene shows Poobah, a bearded, wide-eyed character wearing a crown and tunic, gleefully vacuuming up coins and startled investors with a bright pink hoover. Mr Gibbins, an elderly man with glasses, is being sucked in, flailing mid-air. A vault door behind Poobah reads “Liquidity Locked Until May 2035” and a nearby sign says “No Refunds”. Two other shocked onlookers gasp in the background. The style mimics 1960s Hanna-Barbera cartoons with flat colours, thick outlines, and playful exaggeration.
July 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Back in the velvet-draped days of love-fuelled nonsense, soulmates would flip a coin over a moonlit lake. Jam-side up meant romance. Jam-side down meant: buy the weirdest memecoin you can find.

Poobah minted the original.
Still flipping. Still ridiculous.
Still $POOBAH.
A bold pop-art style illustration of Poobah, a whimsical bearded figure, riding a swan across a moonlit lake. He holds a heart-shaped coin aloft under a vibrant sunset sky. The artwork features thick outlines and halftone textures in blue, magenta, and yellow. Text reads: “From the Church of the Eternal Swoon. Poobah Says: Let the coin of love decide the way, If it lands in jam, you’re meant to stay. If it flips and flutters through the air, Kiss the swan, then check your underwear. MORAL: Destiny is best worn with rose petals and rash decisions.” A call-to-action below reads: “Trade longing for lunacy – mint some $POOBAH at POOBAHSAYS.COM.”
July 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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Today’s Poobah QOTD comes from Wheel of Wobble, Poobah’s ancient game show where contestants won boiled shoes for confidently wrong answers. “Tuesday” was the reply. It wasn’t right, but it sounded right. And sometimes, that’s enough to confuse the universe.

#MemeCoin #Quiz
A vintage-style illustrated game show poster titled “From the Bureau of Commemorative Lunacy.” At the top, Poobah, dressed in a regal blue robe and ornate turban, holds a microphone and announces, “All right, contestants! For five points and a pre-boiled shoe…” Below, a flustered contestant buzzes in from behind a wooden podium. Poobah asks, “What’s the square root of regret divided by how many spoons you’ve lost today?” The contestant anxiously answers, “Is it… TUESDAY?” Poobah replies, “Ooooh, so close. You’re wrong—but confidently wrong!” At the bottom, the moral reads: “Always answer like you know. It confuses the universe.”
July 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Moon Day. Mars Day. Money Day. Poobah floats in a lunar coin temple, quoting Yoda space sages and pumping charts.
Because the moon’s not a metaphor. It’s where we’re headed.

Pump the Chart, Destiny Wills. Moonshot via poobah.at/pump

#MoonDay #SpaceExplorationDay #Apollo11 #Viking1
July 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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On this day in 1941, Tom & Jerry got their names in The Midnight Snack. We honour that sacred chaos with Poobah, moon cheese, and a custard pie trap. Revenge is best served chilled… and spring-loaded.

Join Poobah and friends at Discord. poobah.at/discord

#Tom #Jerry #TomJerry #TomAndJerry
A vintage-style cartoon scene inspired by Tom & Jerry. Poobah, reimagined as a grey cat in a red robe, tiptoes toward an open fridge in a cluttered 1940s kitchen. A cheeky mouse in aviator goggles stands beside a spring-loaded custard pie trap. The wall bears the heading “From the Bureau of Mischief Management.” The quote reads: “Poobah Says: Whiskers twitch, a midnight raid, Moon-cheese dreams and custard laid. Schemes don’t need a master plan. A pie will do, if flung by hand.” At the bottom: “MORAL: Always check the fridge before plotting revenge.”
July 19, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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80 years ago today, the Trinity Test lit up the desert and changed the world. National Atomic Veterans Day now honours those who witnessed it, silenced by secrecy and scorched by bureaucracy.

Dr Frack was there.
He brought goggles, jazz records, and a cactus that still hums.

Stay luminous.
A sepia-toned faux-classified government memo poster titled “From the Ministry of Nonspecific Fissional Celebration.” The document is stamped “CLASSIFIED” and styled like a redacted military report. It commemorates the 80th anniversary of the Trinity Test (16 July 1945) with absurd notes from Dr Frack, a fictional advisor. The memo mentions glowing sheep, jazz-loving scientists, forbidden biscuits, and a humming cactus. On the right, a crooked portrait of Dr Frack shows a bald man with wild eyes, bulging ears, and a manic grin, wearing a stained lab coat. The overall tone is satirical, evoking Cold War-era bureaucracy and surreal humour in tribute to National Atomic Veterans Day.
July 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Liberté, Éclairs, Absurdité

Poobah thought Bastille Day was about raiding bakeries, not prisons. He grabbed a baguette, led a sugar-fuelled rebellion, and rewrote history with pastry-based protest. Vive la Flan!

#BastilleDay #MemecoinRevolution
A hyperrealistic surrealist poster of Poobah dressed in flamboyant 18th-century revolutionary attire, standing atop a barricade with a jubilant expression. He waves a baguette like a weapon of uprising while pointing defiantly ahead. Behind him, a French tricolour flutters next to a wooden guillotine, surrounded by a crowd of comically fierce revolutionaries. The text reads: “From MINISTRY OF BREAD-BASED UPRISINGS — Poobah Says: Sharpen the wit, not the blade, Storm the pantry, not the Bastille. If you’re beheaded, keep your head — it’s probably on upside down anyway. MORAL: If you can’t eat the rich, eat their éclairs. POOBAHSAYS.COM.”
July 14, 2025 at 5:18 AM