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polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Went to the shelter "just to meet her" and now I live with Teeter.
A medium sized dog. Fawn body with white socks and chest, black nose and mouth, and button ears. She's standing near the front door with her front legs together, back legs apart, and looking at the camera.
May 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
March issue of the onion newspaper came today and the front page was perfectly on point
Front page of the March 2025 onion newspaper, showing the headline "unpopular Pete hegseth forced to drink lunch alone" under a picture of Pete hegseth himself holding a bottle on a brown paper bag with "Pete" on it and sitting alone at a lunch table. The fold cuts right across his mouth which looks very silly
March 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
As Sandy continues to decline I'm just constantly struck by how lucky I've been to have such a wonderful dog in my life. There is really nothing quite like taking a chance on a dog you meet at an adoption fair.
An old tricolor hound lays on a thick dog bed. Much of her fur is faded and she has a large tumor visible on her head but she's still the best girl around
March 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Taking the dog to a sniffspot every week has become one of the best things I do.
Sandy standing with her mouth open, tongue out, and ears perked up on grass. There's an orange ball next to her and bright sun and shade. Sandy mid stride with her ears bouncing. She's going in an entirely different direction than her ball.
January 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Why is he shaped like this?
A tabby and white cat sits extremely awkwardly on his butt with his back paws extended out and his spine in almost a perfect c shape. He is glaring at the camera.
January 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
I keep meaning to eat and then moving furniture instead but I have a vision and I'm executing it (maybe)
A somewhat disassembled living room. The bookshelves along one wall are full and some of the tables around the edges are set up but the rest is a chaotic pile of dog beds, electronics, craft supplies, and a tv/tv stand getting ready to move.
January 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
And of course the most beautiful girl in the world got all her treats, including the giant one for the 25th. She ate them all which is great because she's been eating less and less lately.
Sandy in her cone looking at treats on my outstretched hand: 2 stars, 4 circles, 2 squares, and one giant bone shaped one Sandy on her cone taking treats off my hand A closeup of Sandy's face surrounded by her cone, giving puppy dog eyes to ask for more treats The cat laying on the couch cuddled up to a throw pillow and looking confused and/or murderous
December 26, 2024 at 11:21 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
I was not vibing with the concept of jam for the last week so I'm going to do the last 6 days of my advent calendar RIGHT NOW. Here's the lineup.
6 tiny jars of bonne maman spread on a wood tabletop. Top row: cherry honey, apricot orange blossom, white nectarine peach. Bottom row: mirabelle plum linden blossom, pineapple passion fruit, pear cocoa nibs
December 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Back to squares for the girl! She refused to take this from my hand but she did eat it.
Sandy lays on the floor looking at my hand and the treat I'm holding. Off to the side the cat is halfway out of frame and sleeping soundly.
December 19, 2024 at 3:42 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 18: caramel coffee. Putting this on bread was an insane choice in retrospect. Also I'm gonna say it, I pronounce it carmel and I think they should have called it coffee caramel spread. It would be delicious on ice cream but again I put it on stale white bread bc I'm not too smart.
A tiny jar of bonne maman caramel coffee spread on a wood tabletop. Unlike normal jars it has a blue checked lid instead of a red one.
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
More stars for girlypop
Sandy laying down and taking star shaped treats from my hand. I am sitting in her dog bed bc she won't.
December 18, 2024 at 2:32 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 17: strawberry wild strawberry. It's fucking strawberry jam. Boring. Dependable.
A tiny jar of bonne maman strawberry wild strawberry spread on a wood tabletop
December 18, 2024 at 2:32 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
And for the most beautiful and perfect girl alive? Stars. And I tortured her with the festive headband as I have done yearly since 2012. This year the headband broke so I think that's a win for her.
Sandy laying down with a somewhat broken reindeer antler headband on. She's taking star treats from my hand and doesn't look super pleased about things
December 17, 2024 at 2:31 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 16: mixed berry spread. It's raspberry blackberry blueberry and the first two of those are my favorite types of jam so you know I'm enjoying it
A tiny jar of bonne maman mixed berries spread on a wood tabletop
December 17, 2024 at 2:29 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Circles for dog, she's getting more and more excited about these. Gonna have to figure something out for after the calendar ends.
A very blurry Sandy taking a circular treat off my hand
December 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 15: cherry pink peppercorn. Tasted like cherry (yum) and not at all peppercorn except a little vibe of it when you breathe out. Weird but not bad??? I guess????
A tiny jar of bonne maman cherry pink peppercorn spread on a wood tabletop
December 16, 2024 at 6:30 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 14 for dog: stars! She was asleep but didn't seem to mind that I woke her up once she saw the treats
A slightly blurry Sandy looks over her shoulder at the star shaped treats in my hand
December 15, 2024 at 3:57 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 14: mango raspberry lime. It's good! It mostly tastes like raspberry with a hint of citrus.
A tiny jar of bonne maman mango raspberry lime spread on a wood tabletop
December 15, 2024 at 3:55 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 13: stars! Happy girl.
Sandy lays on the ground and takes treats from my hand
December 14, 2024 at 2:52 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 13: 4 fruits spread! It's good. Nice and tart.
A tiny jar of bonne maman 4 fruits spread on a wood tabletop
December 14, 2024 at 2:51 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 12 for Sandy: she had a nice break from cone life and got some stars. She did take a couple tries to eat them bc she couldn't quite see where they were.
Sandy eating the star cookies from my hands. She has crazy eyes and is a little blurry bc she's very excited
December 13, 2024 at 9:05 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 12: apricot peach spread. I was very sleepy so I just had one bite, didn't like it that much, and went to bed.
A tiny jar of bonne maman apricot peach spread on a wood tabletop
December 13, 2024 at 9:04 PM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
And for our little satellite dish day 11 is a square.
Sandy sits up on her dog bed with a translucent cone of shame. I'm holding out a square treat to her
December 12, 2024 at 3:59 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
Day 11: pineapple yuzu. Boring. It's fine.
A tiny jar of bonne maman pineapple yuzu spread on a wood tabletop
December 12, 2024 at 3:58 AM
polychromie.didnotaskfor.skin
And day 10 for sandy is a square. I barely got this picture, she was extremely hype for treats tonight
A side view of Sandy taking a square treat out of my hand
December 11, 2024 at 2:57 AM