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Matt B
@polomex.bsky.social
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KitTeas, books. History, lewks.
Dancer, groover, Hubz caregiver.
Bear trapper, road tripper.
Naked sun. Daddy fun.
Style and wit. Is this it?

Quality over quantity.
Chicago-ish
LGBTQ+ subscriber
He / Him / Daddy / Sir this is a Wendy's
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Just another Wednesday
Matt B sits in the passenger seat of a car wearing a dark beanie and jacket, looking toward the camera with a slightly tense expression. A seatbelt crosses his chest. In the background, his husband’s hands are visible holding a red phone. Text on the image reads: “Good news: no hospital today. Bad news: hospital Friday. Mid news: home same day Friday 🤞.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I'm supposed to be cleaning and pre-cooking today 🫠
Matt B sits in a medical waiting room, shown in the lower left corner of the photo with part of his face and jacket visible. Behind him are beige walls, a large plant, and a window with closed blinds. Text on the image reads, “Emergency appointment for Hubz.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Chores dance break
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Mmm... Snowman booty season is officially open.
A frosted snowman-shaped cookie with a bite taken out of the bottom sits on a holiday-themed Starbucks bag. The cookie is decorated with white icing, black buttons, red scarf and earmuffs, and sprinkled sugar along the bitten edge.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Beard season coming along nicely
Matt B appears in a close-up, side-lit selfie showing his shaved head, neatly trimmed beard, and bare shoulders. Warm light highlights the details of his face and brown eyes against a dark background. The overlay text reads “Saturday 12:05 pm.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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🥴

#kitteas
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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New socks!
Matt B stands on a wooden floor wearing blue striped socks decorated with black paw prints and a silhouette of a sitting cat. The socks read “Crazy Cat Dude” in playful lettering.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Bitch, it's November.
Matt B holds a fortune-cookie slip between his fingers, showing blue text that reads, “October will bring you inner peace and serenity.” His green-painted nail is visible at the edge of the frame against a dark, blurred background.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Marketing: 1. Me: 0.
Matt B holds a decorative green, pink, and gold tin labeled “MUNCHKINS — Donut Hole Treats,” with silhouettes of two Wizard-of-Oz–style characters on the front. He’s wearing a textured cap and a blue hoodie, with his green-painted nails visible on the tin. He looks at the camera with a small, amused half-smile, standing near a bright window.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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😂😂

Art by @vitamin-bara.bsky.social, I believe.
A four-panel comic titled “life of a gay meme.” In the first two panels, groups of chubby and husky nude cartoon men happily place a blue Blastoise Pokémon mask on each other and take photos, focusing on showing off and appreciating their bellies. In the third panel, a muscular man with defined abs now wears the same Blastoise mask, posing confidently as others admire him. In the fourth panel, the chubby men who started the trend walk away looking unamused, suggesting the meme has been appropriated and lost its original community vibe.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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11/12/2018: Throwback to baby Pekoe, already defying the laws of comfort and gravity.
Matt B sits on a couch wearing a bright green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt, holding a small orange tabby kitten curled up and sleeping soundly on his chest. He looks at the camera with a neutral, slightly tired expression while the kitten rests peacefully against him.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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But this weekend reminded me I’m not only the caregiver. I’m a man who can be both bold and gentle, who can move between curiosity and responsibility with ease.

Even outside of the duties and titles, I'm still a good guy. And it's nice to be reminded.
Matt B takes a close-up selfie indoors, showing his clean-shaven head, neatly trimmed beard, and calm expression. He’s wearing a light-colored shirt, with a softly blurred background featuring a couch and horizontal blinds.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I told Grey this is inappropriate...
But honestly, if I could, I would too.

#kitteas
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Sorry I'm late.
Naked Matt B stands in a hotel room, taking a mirror selfie with his phone. He has a trimmed beard, shaved head, and green-painted nails, with part of a bed and framed artwork visible behind him. The image has the word “SUNDAY” in bold text and a caption overlay that reads, “Apologies, peeps. I’ve been in a hotel all weekend and haven’t taken a mandatory naked hotel selfie yet.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The last few weeks, I’ve been wearing shirt stays to work. They took a little getting used to, but I love them. My shirts stay tucked and taut, they’re way more flattering, and bonus: it feels like I’m wearing something a little naughty underneath all day. 😈
The image shows a person wearing gray shorts, black socks, and black elastic shirt stays clipped from the bottom of a white dress shirt to the tops of their thighs. The background is plain beige, giving it the look of a product stock photo.
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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please do not
Matt B wears a green T-shirt featuring cartoon gummy bears in a forest clearing near mountains. A wooden sign in front of them reads, “Please do not eat the bears.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Not pictured: the candy bar I’m rewarding myself with for having such a healthy lunch.
A green plastic container holds a colorful salad with grape tomatoes, snap peas, shredded carrots, red cabbage, sliced mushrooms, and crispy tortilla strips in red, yellow, and blue. A metal fork rests inside the container.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Picked up some markdown candy today. Even though we still have leftover Trick-or-Treat candy, it’s apparently not the kind Hubz likes, lol.
An orange bin with leftover Halloween candy (Airheads, Twix, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, and Milky Way) topped with a discounted bag of Reese’s, KitKat, Whoppers, and Milk Duds.
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Work outfit. Here at the [REDACTED], we care... bear! 🐻
Matt B sits at a table with a laptop, giving two thumbs up while wearing a fuzzy blue onesie designed like a Care Bear with a raincloud and hearts on the belly. He has a work badge and lanyard around his neck, smiling playfully at the camera.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Happy National Cat Day! And yesterday was the #kitteas Gotcha Day. They were so itty bitty! Two months and two pounds each.
Two small kittens sit side by side on a blue towel inside a pet carrier. The one on the left is orange with blue eyes, and the one on the right is gray with greenish eyes, both looking alert and curious. A circular photo shows two small kittens snuggled close together. The orange kitten is in the foreground, looking toward the camera, while the gray kitten rests just behind, peeking over its sibling’s head. Matt B sits on a couch wearing a dark T-shirt featuring cartoon bunnies—one angelic and one fiery. Two small kittens rest on his lap: an orange one curled near his hand and a gray one nestled against his leg. Matt B lounges on a couch holding his gray cat, Earl Grey, while his orange cat, Pekoe, naps in his lap. He wears a dark T-shirt and has nails painted purple. A “National Cat Day” graphic with paw prints is added in the corner of the image.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Matt B wears a white ribbed tank top, looking directly at the camera with a calm, confident expression. The lighting highlights his shaved head, trimmed beard, and chest hair against a background of wooden shutters.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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My socks match my cats! 🧦

#kitteas #catsofbluesky
Matt B wears mismatched socks—one beige with gray cat faces and paw prints, the other blue with orange cat faces and paw prints. A sticker-style image of his two cats, Earl Grey and Pekoe, is edited over the photo, matching the sock designs.
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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I'm her personal body pillow, footstool, treat dispenser, and can opener. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

#kitteas #catsofbluesky
Matt B lies close to his orange cat, who is curled up on his shoulder with a paw resting gently against his face. The cat appears peacefully asleep while Matt B looks toward the camera in a relaxed, intimate moment.
October 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Because someone asked nicely, a free(!) #feet pic.

Size 14, btw.
Nude Matt B sits on a bed, leaning slightly forward with one leg raised and his hand clasping his foot. He looks at the camera with a relaxed, confident expression.
October 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Espresso yourself

#socks
Matt B wears black socks with tan cuffs, decorated with images of coffee cups, to-go cups, and scattered coffee beans, all in shades of brown and cream.
October 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM