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Matt B
@polomex.bsky.social
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KitTeas, books. History, lewks.
Dancer, groover, Hubz caregiver.
Bear trapper, road tripper.
Naked sun. Daddy fun.
Style and wit. Is this it?

Quality over quantity.
Chicago-ish
LGBTQ+ subscriber
He / Him / Daddy / Sir this is a Wendy's
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Matt B @polomex.bsky.social · Nov 23
Whenever I get a new follower, I check out their cute, hot, sexy pics but feel like warning them: "You know I mostly post about my cats, my Hubz, and road trips, right?" Smash that Like button and follow me for quality content about dinner updates and rocking-chair stories of my slut days.
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I'm supposed to be cleaning and pre-cooking today 🫠
Matt B sits in a medical waiting room, shown in the lower left corner of the photo with part of his face and jacket visible. Behind him are beige walls, a large plant, and a window with closed blinds. Text on the image reads, “Emergency appointment for Hubz.”
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Hey folks, who’s got the scream-absorbent pillow? I need my turn today, ASAP.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Chores dance break
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Mmm... Snowman booty season is officially open.
A frosted snowman-shaped cookie with a bite taken out of the bottom sits on a holiday-themed Starbucks bag. The cookie is decorated with white icing, black buttons, red scarf and earmuffs, and sprinkled sugar along the bitten edge.
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Beard season coming along nicely
Matt B appears in a close-up, side-lit selfie showing his shaved head, neatly trimmed beard, and bare shoulders. Warm light highlights the details of his face and brown eyes against a dark background. The overlay text reads “Saturday 12:05 pm.”
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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🥴

#kitteas
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Alright, fine. Ten random things:
1. The kitTeas.
2. Nail polish
3. VR cardio
4. Social nudism
5. U.S. history
6. Road trips
7. Books
8. Dancing
9. Spreadsheets
10. Tarot
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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New socks!
Matt B stands on a wooden floor wearing blue striped socks decorated with black paw prints and a silhouette of a sitting cat. The socks read “Crazy Cat Dude” in playful lettering.
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Bitch, it's November.
Matt B holds a fortune-cookie slip between his fingers, showing blue text that reads, “October will bring you inner peace and serenity.” His green-painted nail is visible at the edge of the frame against a dark, blurred background.
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Marketing: 1. Me: 0.
Matt B holds a decorative green, pink, and gold tin labeled “MUNCHKINS — Donut Hole Treats,” with silhouettes of two Wizard-of-Oz–style characters on the front. He’s wearing a textured cap and a blue hoodie, with his green-painted nails visible on the tin. He looks at the camera with a small, amused half-smile, standing near a bright window.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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😂😂

Art by @vitamin-bara.bsky.social, I believe.
A four-panel comic titled “life of a gay meme.” In the first two panels, groups of chubby and husky nude cartoon men happily place a blue Blastoise Pokémon mask on each other and take photos, focusing on showing off and appreciating their bellies. In the third panel, a muscular man with defined abs now wears the same Blastoise mask, posing confidently as others admire him. In the fourth panel, the chubby men who started the trend walk away looking unamused, suggesting the meme has been appropriated and lost its original community vibe.
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Today I learned these become a minor obstacle when getting undressed in a trucker's sleeper cab.
polomex.bsky.social Matt B @polomex.bsky.social · 19d
The last few weeks, I’ve been wearing shirt stays to work. They took a little getting used to, but I love them. My shirts stay tucked and taut, they’re way more flattering, and bonus: it feels like I’m wearing something a little naughty underneath all day. 😈
The image shows a person wearing gray shorts, black socks, and black elastic shirt stays clipped from the bottom of a white dress shirt to the tops of their thighs. The background is plain beige, giving it the look of a product stock photo.
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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11/12/2018: Throwback to baby Pekoe, already defying the laws of comfort and gravity.
Matt B sits on a couch wearing a bright green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt, holding a small orange tabby kitten curled up and sleeping soundly on his chest. He looks at the camera with a neutral, slightly tired expression while the kitten rests peacefully against him.
November 13, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I spent this past weekend in Wisconsin, and thanks to some very special folks, I came home feeling alive and seen.

My identity is often wrapped up in holding things together: caring, tending, supporting, anticipating needs. I’m proud of that part of me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I told Grey this is inappropriate...
But honestly, if I could, I would too.

#kitteas
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Sorry I'm late.
Naked Matt B stands in a hotel room, taking a mirror selfie with his phone. He has a trimmed beard, shaved head, and green-painted nails, with part of a bed and framed artwork visible behind him. The image has the word “SUNDAY” in bold text and a caption overlay that reads, “Apologies, peeps. I’ve been in a hotel all weekend and haven’t taken a mandatory naked hotel selfie yet.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The last few weeks, I’ve been wearing shirt stays to work. They took a little getting used to, but I love them. My shirts stay tucked and taut, they’re way more flattering, and bonus: it feels like I’m wearing something a little naughty underneath all day. 😈
The image shows a person wearing gray shorts, black socks, and black elastic shirt stays clipped from the bottom of a white dress shirt to the tops of their thighs. The background is plain beige, giving it the look of a product stock photo.
November 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reposted by Matt B
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Honestly I hope this comic makes me incredibly rich so that it adds a layer of silliness when my mom chastises me over the phone for saying “piss”
A ghost in a bathroom saying “you know what I miss most about being alive, going tinkle” He talks to a man peeing “is it ok that I’m watching you pee?” He turns to another “ it’s just that seeing someone take a huge piss helps me remember how good it felt to be a body full of hot juices. Plus” “I’m just crazy about seeing them hogs”
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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please do not
Matt B wears a green T-shirt featuring cartoon gummy bears in a forest clearing near mountains. A wooden sign in front of them reads, “Please do not eat the bears.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Not pictured: the candy bar I’m rewarding myself with for having such a healthy lunch.
A green plastic container holds a colorful salad with grape tomatoes, snap peas, shredded carrots, red cabbage, sliced mushrooms, and crispy tortilla strips in red, yellow, and blue. A metal fork rests inside the container.
November 3, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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KitTeas don't believe in an extra hour of sleep. 🫩
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Picked up some markdown candy today. Even though we still have leftover Trick-or-Treat candy, it’s apparently not the kind Hubz likes, lol.
An orange bin with leftover Halloween candy (Airheads, Twix, Snickers, 3 Musketeers, and Milky Way) topped with a discounted bag of Reese’s, KitKat, Whoppers, and Milk Duds.
November 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Work outfit. Here at the [REDACTED], we care... bear! 🐻
Matt B sits at a table with a laptop, giving two thumbs up while wearing a fuzzy blue onesie designed like a Care Bear with a raincloud and hearts on the belly. He has a work badge and lanyard around his neck, smiling playfully at the camera.
October 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Happy National Cat Day! And yesterday was the #kitteas Gotcha Day. They were so itty bitty! Two months and two pounds each.
Two small kittens sit side by side on a blue towel inside a pet carrier. The one on the left is orange with blue eyes, and the one on the right is gray with greenish eyes, both looking alert and curious. A circular photo shows two small kittens snuggled close together. The orange kitten is in the foreground, looking toward the camera, while the gray kitten rests just behind, peeking over its sibling’s head. Matt B sits on a couch wearing a dark T-shirt featuring cartoon bunnies—one angelic and one fiery. Two small kittens rest on his lap: an orange one curled near his hand and a gray one nestled against his leg. Matt B lounges on a couch holding his gray cat, Earl Grey, while his orange cat, Pekoe, naps in his lap. He wears a dark T-shirt and has nails painted purple. A “National Cat Day” graphic with paw prints is added in the corner of the image.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Matt B wears a white ribbed tank top, looking directly at the camera with a calm, confident expression. The lighting highlights his shaved head, trimmed beard, and chest hair against a background of wooden shutters.
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM