Polly Polenta the Bark Ranger
@polly-polenta.bsky.social
I’m a rescue dog turned Bark Ranger and I live/work in a park with my two moms! I love to play ball, get belly rubs, and teach people about nature!
I’ll accept more ball as payment!
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’ll accept more ball as payment!
Gotta make sure it gets back safe and sound!
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gotta make sure it gets back safe and sound!
I just bat my lashes and get whatever I want! Moms are so easy 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I just bat my lashes and get whatever I want! Moms are so easy 🤭
You’re welcome Rocky!
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You’re welcome Rocky!
It’s such a good find! Plus I was glad moms didn’t try to have me balance it on my snoot!
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It’s such a good find! Plus I was glad moms didn’t try to have me balance it on my snoot!
Of course! I have moms trained
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Of course! I have moms trained
Good to get the snoozles in while we still can!
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Good to get the snoozles in while we still can!
Thanks we’ll need it! Yes even with all the headaches we’re glad to have a place that is all our own! Good luck to you too!
November 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Thanks we’ll need it! Yes even with all the headaches we’re glad to have a place that is all our own! Good luck to you too!
Indeed! Mom M is afraid to look but I want to know what’s going on!
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Indeed! Mom M is afraid to look but I want to know what’s going on!
Yeah we’re very lucky we’ve been able to do most of the fixing ourselves so far! Though it’s looking like we’re going to have to call a plumber eventually. It’s been a lot of snoopervision!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yeah we’re very lucky we’ve been able to do most of the fixing ourselves so far! Though it’s looking like we’re going to have to call a plumber eventually. It’s been a lot of snoopervision!!
I’m a very well read dog!
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’m a very well read dog!
Beautiful!
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Beautiful!
Never been a cantaloupe fan but bananas are excellent!
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Never been a cantaloupe fan but bananas are excellent!
The humans are ridiculous!
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The humans are ridiculous!
Need scritches STAT
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Need scritches STAT
I’m glad that’s an easy and tasty option! Plus potatoes have basically all the nutrients you need! I know you’ll be missing your blueberries until then but the healing will be worth it in the end!
November 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m glad that’s an easy and tasty option! Plus potatoes have basically all the nutrients you need! I know you’ll be missing your blueberries until then but the healing will be worth it in the end!
And lots of them!
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
And lots of them!
Friday is for playing not working! Silly moms
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Friday is for playing not working! Silly moms
Mashed potatoes are great and festive so that’s good! And you’ll be celebrating again with more Hawaiian pizza soon enough!
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Mashed potatoes are great and festive so that’s good! And you’ll be celebrating again with more Hawaiian pizza soon enough!
See, I’m not asking for much!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
See, I’m not asking for much!!
Hopefully the pizza will get you through it!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hopefully the pizza will get you through it!!