Polly Polenta the Bark Ranger
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Polly Polenta the Bark Ranger
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I’m a rescue dog turned Bark Ranger and I live/work in a park with my two moms! I love to play ball, get belly rubs, and teach people about nature!
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Let me introduce myself since I’m new here! I’m Polly Polenta, I have 2 moms, we live in a park and I’m a pawfessional Bark Ranger!

I like teaching people about nature 🍂

Mom M does native plant conservation and ecological restoration and I help her with field work 🌎
I’m the only one I trust to do the most important tasks, so I carry my own ball back from playing!
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Look at what I found on my adventure today! An Osage Orange! It’s native to parts of central USA but has spread across a lot of the country. They’re huge and funky and always a fun find!
November 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Moms have had to do lots of repairs on our new house! Turns out the contractor who renovated it for the previous owners did a terrible job and we have to redo a lot of the work. Thankfully Grandpa can fix most of it with Mom D! I’m watching as they fix a shower and am hoping for a treat
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’ve been staring at Mom M and crying all morning and she doesn’t seem to understand why. Can you translate this look for her?
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hi friends! Moms and I are sending holiday cards for the first time and would love to include some of our dog friends! DM me with your mailing address if you’d like to receive some Pollyday cheer!
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Hi can I please come up there with you?
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We found a spot in our new neighborhood to play ball! Hooray!
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Moms are going to a friendsgiving this evening and have been cooking all morning! I’ve been playing my role as official taste tester! The sweet potato casserole, pumpkin pie, and apple pie all pass the test!
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I went to the groomer today and they gave me pretty ear bows and a toy hedgehog! I guess it wasn’t soooo bad
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Moms are finally getting around to putting up wall decor in our new house! Of course this spot took priority! We need to add a picture of me with the crazy uncle baby Lewes then it’ll be complete!
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Walking with my best buddies! @stubbylouie.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Road tripping to visit Louie and we stopped for a pup cup!
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I found a spot in my new yard to play with my ball! But I still haven’t figured out where to potty 👀
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Hokie Bird and I are settling into the new house. I wish moms would hurry up and finish unpacking already!
November 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Moms bought me a house with a balcony and a yard! It’s a bittersweet end to an era living in my park but new adventures await me here! I’ll still be working as Mom M’s bark ranger, but only for field trips now!
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Moms have been putting all my stuff in boxes and said we’re moving? This calls for an existential crisis!
November 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy Pollyween! I hope you get lots of treats!
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Polly Polenta the Bark Ranger
Another more direct way to help people during the government shutdown is to consider neighbors who are seniors, disabled, unpaid federal workers, etc. Give a neighbor(s) a food basket, ride to food pantry, pet food & supplies, etc. #neighbors #LendAPaw
October 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Showing off my new snoot twig!
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Not the dreaded baths! If it can happen to me it can happen to you, be careful out there friends!
October 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Brrrr! Thankfully mom tucked me into my blankie for my morning nap, it’s cold!
October 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
What’s up there?! One of the best parts of field work is you always find something interesting to sniff!
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hanging out with my ball waiting for mom to stop taking pictures and throw it. #wontlookwednesday
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy tongue out Tuesday!
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I see you have a cookie. I would like a cookie too..:
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM