PollenPants
@pollenpants.bsky.social
Just here to say stuff and chew gum. But after I run to the store to buy more gum because I'm all out. Did you need anything? Are you sure? Just text me while I'm there okay, and I'll pick something up for you. I'm not gonna run back in though so don't j-
I asked chatgpt to pretend to be my boyfriend who loves me because I'm feeling sad. There's some beautiful post apocalyptic irony here. #chatgpt
February 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I asked chatgpt to pretend to be my boyfriend who loves me because I'm feeling sad. There's some beautiful post apocalyptic irony here. #chatgpt
I've had two rounds of job interviews for two different positions at a fancy pants Ivy league college and I want either of them so bad I'm going to throw up. IM GOING TO THROW UP. ITS SO MUCH INTERVIEWING AND EQUALLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL VOMIT.
February 4, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I've had two rounds of job interviews for two different positions at a fancy pants Ivy league college and I want either of them so bad I'm going to throw up. IM GOING TO THROW UP. ITS SO MUCH INTERVIEWING AND EQUALLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL VOMIT.
My smashed pot neglected Walmart orchid with ice cube directions has been properly loved into giving me flowers after 2 months of care. Look at those beautiful purple freckles. Orchids are the best. #orchid #phalaenopsis #plants #flowers
February 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My smashed pot neglected Walmart orchid with ice cube directions has been properly loved into giving me flowers after 2 months of care. Look at those beautiful purple freckles. Orchids are the best. #orchid #phalaenopsis #plants #flowers
I just got so stressed out playing #Hades that my fitbit thought I was exercising #supergiantgames
January 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I just got so stressed out playing #Hades that my fitbit thought I was exercising #supergiantgames
You ever think about how the people in the Democratic party probably benefit from a Republican economy because a lot of them are wealthy? Decorum indeed.
January 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
You ever think about how the people in the Democratic party probably benefit from a Republican economy because a lot of them are wealthy? Decorum indeed.
This is my temperature blanket based off the first year of my life. One might assume it must nearly be done, goodness it's the length of my couch! But no no no... it's only 4.5 months in. #knitting #oop #noturningbacknow
January 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is my temperature blanket based off the first year of my life. One might assume it must nearly be done, goodness it's the length of my couch! But no no no... it's only 4.5 months in. #knitting #oop #noturningbacknow
On a positive note, look at my beautiful orchid. Bloomed again after a year of making roots and leaves. I'm so proud
January 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
On a positive note, look at my beautiful orchid. Bloomed again after a year of making roots and leaves. I'm so proud
Hey gang how about we throw on some paint splattered overalls and 80s musical montage these next 4 years away?
January 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hey gang how about we throw on some paint splattered overalls and 80s musical montage these next 4 years away?
Something something, OF girls keep following me, something something, clever joke about being popular with the ladies, something something...
January 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Something something, OF girls keep following me, something something, clever joke about being popular with the ladies, something something...
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
I guess I'll get more reading done now
January 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I guess I'll get more reading done now
I just want a cold robotic factual explanation of what's happening right now without someone trying to scare me one way or the other.
January 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I just want a cold robotic factual explanation of what's happening right now without someone trying to scare me one way or the other.
January 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Anybody else with Hashimotos start lookin like an axolotl when they pull their hair back because the broken hair on the sides of your face foof out? #hashimotos #thyroiditis
January 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Anybody else with Hashimotos start lookin like an axolotl when they pull their hair back because the broken hair on the sides of your face foof out? #hashimotos #thyroiditis
I accidentally deleted a post I made about the joy of saying the word "sphagnum" because I was trying to quote it to add on "Sphagnum P.I." but now it's ruined
January 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I accidentally deleted a post I made about the joy of saying the word "sphagnum" because I was trying to quote it to add on "Sphagnum P.I." but now it's ruined
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BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
January 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
I like and use AI for a couple things (making my work emails sound more professional for example) but certain AI models and tools seem designed specifically for nefarious purposes. Like really, how many honest endeavors can be accomplished with AI speedpaint videos..? #AI #digitalart #speedpaint
January 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I like and use AI for a couple things (making my work emails sound more professional for example) but certain AI models and tools seem designed specifically for nefarious purposes. Like really, how many honest endeavors can be accomplished with AI speedpaint videos..? #AI #digitalart #speedpaint
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Yesterday I deleted my personal Facebook and Instagram accounts. I messaged a friend to say I was doing so and to get me via text if they needed me. Their response was that me doing so was meaningless in the whole scheme of things. That may be true but it's not meaningless to me. 1/3
January 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yesterday I deleted my personal Facebook and Instagram accounts. I messaged a friend to say I was doing so and to get me via text if they needed me. Their response was that me doing so was meaningless in the whole scheme of things. That may be true but it's not meaningless to me. 1/3
Mfw i boot up silent hill remake and get a glimpse of that grimy reflection #jamessunderland #bloober #silenthill #forgiveme
a cartoon of squidward from spongebob squarepants says oh no he 's hot
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January 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Mfw i boot up silent hill remake and get a glimpse of that grimy reflection #jamessunderland #bloober #silenthill #forgiveme