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Polkaspots
@polkaspots.bsky.social
18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/Portlandian🌵
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
Thanks, LinkedIn.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I really miss quarterly releases. The game was so much better when there were three sets built around a self-contained story and a new base set every year.

I had to stop well before this point, but I can't imagine seven (?!) standard legal sets per year with a three year rotation schedule.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Just laying here in bed waiting for you to take a seat~

#fatcockfriday #irlnudes
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It needed to be said.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Repost to scare a fox
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
"Wow, I feel like I've been making some really good progress in Suramar. I wonder how close I am to finishing!"

☠️☠️☠️
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Been awhile, but... Happy Hogposting Day!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's so hard to pick just one Pokemon per type!

pk-diagram.pages.dev
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'd rather Arcanine be the one doing the showering. 🥴
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"The characters have no soul."
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is going to be my final timerunner for the season. We're going for the “level to 80 before your name gets reported and reset” challenge.
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I know that feeling, bud.
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I get why reusing assets is a good idea, but is this a peephole on the bathroom door? 😳
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don't even have words for this one.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every day we stray further from God's light.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
In what world have they "been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues?"

Also, even if they have, maybe we generally don't need to let the thing that's convincing people to free the basilisk and divorce their partners run hog wild with people's sexual fantasies?
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This literally never happened.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"niche retirement destinations"
October 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What would it take to do a full buyout of the convention center and both hotels?

The "non-event guests" are obv the volleyball folks and they've been a problem since pre-pandemic. FC has more than outgrown the space that the furries are limited to. When is enough enough?
October 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I haven't seen many of these that explicitly tell you to expect being ghosted.
September 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'll toss my guy into the pile :3~
September 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At least the Dwight Schrute one is funny, I guess?

It's too much to do Jaws and The Office and two Iron Maiden and three (!!!) Furby ones at the same time, though.
September 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Not to be that guy, but like... what if we didn't?
September 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
What sex toys should I buy with my first unemployment check?
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM