Obviously the envelope Kier Starmer gave Trump wasn’t enough, more bribery is needed.

But I thought nobody had any money. I’m so confused, it’s only a few weeks till the papers tell us it’s Blue Monday or something where everyone has run out of money after xmas.

Big Ben looking wonderful this evening, but the country is an absolute mess. Get some control Mr Starmer and also well done for reducing social care to a joke completely against your manifesto. Just need an opposition and you’ll end up a one termer.