Dave
polishwonder.bsky.social
Dave
@polishwonder.bsky.social
Banker by day, belly rub distributor by night. Husband, soon-to-be dad, and the guy whose dog thinks he's the mayor.
My history teacher Mr. Johnson used to say Ulysses S. Grant was a good man undone by bad friends. Surrounded himself with loyalists, closed his eyes to corruption, and paid for it in the end with a tattered legacy.

Funny how that story keeps showing up in 2025.
June 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope they call this Orange Monday in the history books.
April 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Joe Biden shit my pants. It definitely wasn't me, the guy wearing poopy pants.
March 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
New policy idea: Arrest & deport all Harley owners. Hells Angels ride Harleys, so that’s proof enough, right? No trial needed. Just load ‘em up.

Oh, that sounds insane? Weird.
March 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Conservatives warning about George Soros but make the footage Elon Musk
March 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."

Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.

This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
March 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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"Why don't you wear a suit?"
February 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I've always struggled with imposter syndrome. Watching what's going on right now with DOGE is raising my confidence levels tremendously.
February 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This last minute change of heart won't save your soul, Mitch.
February 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
All I want for Christmas this year is my local representatives to support expansion of municipal fiber internet. Real tired of the telecom monopolies taking advantage of my community.
December 23, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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Libraries, providing free information to everyone, are the bedrock of a free society.

And a shoutout to all the librarians out there! Thank you for all you do!!!

#ILoveLibraries
November 18, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Pure gold in every way, even when gravity wins.
November 15, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Turns out the town square is a much nicer place without all of the Nazis. Sup Bluesky?!
November 15, 2024 at 7:53 PM