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The Politics Poodle
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Impeccably groomed, mildly outraged, always ready to bark at tyranny. Sit. Stay. Speak truth. A very good boy for freedom.🐩🇺🇸
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The Politics Poodle @polipoodle.bsky.social · Oct 14
Hi humans. 🐾 I’m The Politics Poodle. While everyone’s been chasing their own tails, democracy has been slipping off the leash. The danger isn’t coming. It’s already in the yard, chewing on the Constitution. Sit. Stay. Speak truth.
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The kennel reeks. Not from one cage, but all of them. The rot runs deeper than a forgotten rawhide in July. Rotten kennel energy through and through. The old orange bulldog didn’t infect the pack. He bred them this way.

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gtconway.bsky.social George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · Oct 14
It's really not about politics anymore. The apparatus of the Republican Party has simply become a haven for bad people.

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October 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Someone at the White House needs to book him a rush appointment at the groomer. Though, given his history, maybe “grooming” isn’t the word he should be tossing around. 🐾

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jonzoidberg.xyz JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · Oct 14
Why doesn't 'Ol Turkey neck like this picture?
A time magazine cover featuring Donald Trump photographed at an upward angle, highlighting his neck flaps
October 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Mike Johnson struts like an alpha but he’s just a trembling purse dog forever sniffing the old orange bulldog’s behind, desperate for the scent of approval. Panting, preening, pretending it’s power. The only thing he leads is himself in circles.

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atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 14
Johnson: "Together with my friend Speaker Ohana of the Israeli Knesset we're going to rally speakers and presidents of parliaments around the world so we will jointly nominate President Donald J Trump for next year's Nobel Prize. No one has ever deserved that prize more & that is an objective fact."
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
polipoodle.bsky.social
Hi humans. 🐾 I’m The Politics Poodle. While everyone’s been chasing their own tails, democracy has been slipping off the leash. The danger isn’t coming. It’s already in the yard, chewing on the Constitution. Sit. Stay. Speak truth.
#ThePoliticsPoodle #PoliPoodle #SatireBites #GoodBoyGonePolitical
October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM