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I use this to scream into the void. Apologies.
Star Trek’s first run had historic racial diversity in the cast, heavy-handed metaphors for racial discrimination, and hippies. What?
October 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Star Trek’s first run had historic racial diversity in the cast, heavy-handed metaphors for racial discrimination, and hippies. What?
I saved this the day after the election. It is aging terrifyingly well.
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I saved this the day after the election. It is aging terrifyingly well.
President Bleach Injection has thoughts.
September 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
President Bleach Injection has thoughts.
I think about this quote all the time.
September 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think about this quote all the time.
In light of today’s inflation report…
I saved this on November 10 of last year.
I saved this on November 10 of last year.
August 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In light of today’s inflation report…
I saved this on November 10 of last year.
I saved this on November 10 of last year.
“Generate a realistic satellite image of the United States. The western US should have clear skies, the Great Lakes have significant cloud cover, a major storm is moving north through Florida, and New England has scattered clouds.”
It flooded Salt Lake, erased Yellowstone and made state lines real.
It flooded Salt Lake, erased Yellowstone and made state lines real.
August 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Generate a realistic satellite image of the United States. The western US should have clear skies, the Great Lakes have significant cloud cover, a major storm is moving north through Florida, and New England has scattered clouds.”
It flooded Salt Lake, erased Yellowstone and made state lines real.
It flooded Salt Lake, erased Yellowstone and made state lines real.
Trust me, this is truly cursed.
August 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trust me, this is truly cursed.
Eisenhower absorbed Kennedy, Nixon took JFK’s identity, and Carter was replaced by Bush.
August 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Eisenhower absorbed Kennedy, Nixon took JFK’s identity, and Carter was replaced by Bush.
THE STRESS OF MY MODERN OFFICE
HAS CAUSED US TO GO INTO A DEPRESSION
HAS CAUSED US TO GO INTO A DEPRESSION
August 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
THE STRESS OF MY MODERN OFFICE
HAS CAUSED US TO GO INTO A DEPRESSION
HAS CAUSED US TO GO INTO A DEPRESSION
Half of the UK’s monarchs and some of their best Prime Ministers would have been disqualified from serving office- including the current King and his late mother and devout Christian, Elizabeth II, whose husband and grandmother were foreign born.
July 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Half of the UK’s monarchs and some of their best Prime Ministers would have been disqualified from serving office- including the current King and his late mother and devout Christian, Elizabeth II, whose husband and grandmother were foreign born.
Truman ended a global war in his first six months.
July 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Truman ended a global war in his first six months.
This dork ass loser is well into middle age bitching about comic book movies to his senior citizen clientele.
July 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This dork ass loser is well into middle age bitching about comic book movies to his senior citizen clientele.
I just got this email from the Social Security Administration. Nothing in our government has remained untainted from the fascists in the White House.
July 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I just got this email from the Social Security Administration. Nothing in our government has remained untainted from the fascists in the White House.
Step 1. I get a hair transplant.
Step 2. I seduce a famous heiress and she dies under mysterious circumstances.
Step 3. I use the money to surgically graft wings on myself.
Step 4. Using my wings, I fly to the moon and feast on magic cheese.
Step 5. I am elected God-Emperor.
Step 6. World peace.
Step 2. I seduce a famous heiress and she dies under mysterious circumstances.
Step 3. I use the money to surgically graft wings on myself.
Step 4. Using my wings, I fly to the moon and feast on magic cheese.
Step 5. I am elected God-Emperor.
Step 6. World peace.
June 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Step 1. I get a hair transplant.
Step 2. I seduce a famous heiress and she dies under mysterious circumstances.
Step 3. I use the money to surgically graft wings on myself.
Step 4. Using my wings, I fly to the moon and feast on magic cheese.
Step 5. I am elected God-Emperor.
Step 6. World peace.
Step 2. I seduce a famous heiress and she dies under mysterious circumstances.
Step 3. I use the money to surgically graft wings on myself.
Step 4. Using my wings, I fly to the moon and feast on magic cheese.
Step 5. I am elected God-Emperor.
Step 6. World peace.