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Joe Rogan is just mad that he’s not Jeff Probst
September 30, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Joe Rogan is just mad that he’s not Jeff Probst
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Unusually high number of jellyfish arrive in UK seas www.theguardian.com/environment/... 🧪🌎🦑
Unusually high number of jellyfish arrive in UK seas
Warm sea surface temperatures, exacerbated by global heating, have created favourable conditions for jellyfish
www.theguardian.com
August 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Unusually high number of jellyfish arrive in UK seas www.theguardian.com/environment/... 🧪🌎🦑
If I could go back in time to give my little self advice, I’d probably just tell her to stick to glasses, and trust me you want to hang out with Gramma even MORE so that instead of dating I promise
August 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If I could go back in time to give my little self advice, I’d probably just tell her to stick to glasses, and trust me you want to hang out with Gramma even MORE so that instead of dating I promise
You know those tiny bottles of liquor that are like two shots or whatever? I need those, but Dr Pepper
July 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You know those tiny bottles of liquor that are like two shots or whatever? I need those, but Dr Pepper
Seems pretty bullshit that I can be THIS cute and still have bad self esteem?
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Seems pretty bullshit that I can be THIS cute and still have bad self esteem?
Getting a Switch 2 sounds entirely unreasonable when you reframe it as “spending $500 for Mario Kart”
April 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Getting a Switch 2 sounds entirely unreasonable when you reframe it as “spending $500 for Mario Kart”
Ben Shapiro’s only talent is looking THAT awkward in a hoodie
April 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Ben Shapiro’s only talent is looking THAT awkward in a hoodie
My favorite commercial is the one with heavily autotuned Elmo
March 31, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My favorite commercial is the one with heavily autotuned Elmo
My niece got her first pair of crocs and she’s fucking LIVING
March 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My niece got her first pair of crocs and she’s fucking LIVING
Joann’s was never this busy before, WHERE WERE YALL WHEN SHE NEEDED YOU
March 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Joann’s was never this busy before, WHERE WERE YALL WHEN SHE NEEDED YOU
Mad that Discovery+ gives me adds for HBO max like I’m sorry yall are supposed to be enemies stop this
March 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Mad that Discovery+ gives me adds for HBO max like I’m sorry yall are supposed to be enemies stop this
Troy Bolton is bi, he just didn’t figure it out until college
March 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Troy Bolton is bi, he just didn’t figure it out until college
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all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
January 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
I’d rather die than go to a high school reunion, but I do want them to know that I’m a hot doctor now
January 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’d rather die than go to a high school reunion, but I do want them to know that I’m a hot doctor now
What all random shit can I sell to weirdos on the internet? I don’t have socks or undies to get rid of but like I have an old retainer, anyone want that?
July 28, 2023 at 3:45 AM
What all random shit can I sell to weirdos on the internet? I don’t have socks or undies to get rid of but like I have an old retainer, anyone want that?
Friend that’s helping me take my car on a 12-hour trip is a Swiftie. I am not a Swiftie. I can’t wait to listen to our shared playlist, with a mix of Taylor pop and trash rock
July 20, 2023 at 3:06 AM
Friend that’s helping me take my car on a 12-hour trip is a Swiftie. I am not a Swiftie. I can’t wait to listen to our shared playlist, with a mix of Taylor pop and trash rock
Searching for the best way to describe Pokémon without using their names or the word “Pokémon”
July 20, 2023 at 12:04 AM
Searching for the best way to describe Pokémon without using their names or the word “Pokémon”
One of my favorite activities is playing Wingspan with my bestie I’m thrilled that she’s ALSO in her bird phase
July 18, 2023 at 2:00 AM
One of my favorite activities is playing Wingspan with my bestie I’m thrilled that she’s ALSO in her bird phase
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this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level
![A train off the rails next to a highway and a sign behind it that reads, in comic sans "AMERICA... last best hope on earth! [Abraham Lincoln]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:katl2n3xfpfwpv45aiwwtbrb/bafkreifdam3betw6fmymupu2q4ghdjhbttaqvxcgmd56mmmkd2ueercpj4@jpeg)
July 16, 2023 at 2:29 PM
this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level