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Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek
Bestselling Self-Help Books from the Middle Ages
Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek
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November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Girl, Lance Thy Boils / Rich Kinsman Poor Kinsman / The 140-Hour Workweek
It’s not your typical low-grade fever or boo-boo that goes away after your mom kisses it.
Why I, a 10-Year-Old Alpha Male, Am Now Anti-Cooties Vaccine
It’s not your typical low-grade fever or boo-boo that goes away after your mom kisses it.
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November 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It’s not your typical low-grade fever or boo-boo that goes away after your mom kisses it.
You are fairly confident you read one. Your eyes scanned the letters, making them into words, and scanned the words, making them into sentences.
Do You Think You’ve Read a Book but Aren’t Sure?
You are fairly confident you read one. Your eyes scanned the letters, making them into words, and scanned the words, making them into sentences.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You are fairly confident you read one. Your eyes scanned the letters, making them into words, and scanned the words, making them into sentences.
US to UK: Simply adding an extraneous "u" to your US size now gets you the perfect fit across the pond.
Introducing the Perfect Shoe-Sizing System
US to UK: Simply adding an extraneous "u" to your US size now gets you the perfect fit across the pond.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
US to UK: Simply adding an extraneous "u" to your US size now gets you the perfect fit across the pond.
I guess it’s also strange that instead of being picked up, he is let out in front of our house at 4:00 AM by a 1978 Buick Regal.
Evidence That My Kid’s Daycare May Actually Be a Blues Joint
I guess it’s also strange that instead of being picked up, he is let out in front of our house at 4:00 AM by a 1978 Buick Regal.
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November 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I guess it’s also strange that instead of being picked up, he is let out in front of our house at 4:00 AM by a 1978 Buick Regal.
Mild Bill preferred to spend his nights playing Scrabble, drinking probiotic soda, and enjoying a light Caesar salad if he really felt frisky.
Famous Outlaws of the American West
Mild Bill preferred to spend his nights playing Scrabble, drinking probiotic soda, and enjoying a light Caesar salad if he really felt frisky.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Mild Bill preferred to spend his nights playing Scrabble, drinking probiotic soda, and enjoying a light Caesar salad if he really felt frisky.
The kitchen’s behind that door. Craig, our cold dishes chef, will sulk if you don’t order any salads.
Have You Dined with Us Before?
The kitchen’s behind that door. Craig, our cold dishes chef, will sulk if you don’t order any salads.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The kitchen’s behind that door. Craig, our cold dishes chef, will sulk if you don’t order any salads.
Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.
You’re Hearing About My Dream Whether You Like It or Not
Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.
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November 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Now, this is where it continues to not get interesting, so stay with me.
My kids? They’re doing all right. My boy’s a pediatric surgeon. My daughter does something with Alzheimer’s, I'm not sure.
My Brother-in-Law’s Proctologist’s Sister’s Second Husband’s Stepdaughter’s Cousin Has Five D1 Offers for Volleyball!
My kids? They’re doing all right. My boy’s a pediatric surgeon. My daughter does something with Alzheimer’s, I'm not sure.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My kids? They’re doing all right. My boy’s a pediatric surgeon. My daughter does something with Alzheimer’s, I'm not sure.
Please try the Ahi Tuna croquette puffs, eat it off a toothpick next to that pool, just full of wet wet water
I’m Hosting a Chic Party in a Comedy Movie and NOBODY WILL END UP IN THAT POOL
Please try the Ahi Tuna croquette puffs, eat it off a toothpick next to that pool, just full of wet wet water
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November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Please try the Ahi Tuna croquette puffs, eat it off a toothpick next to that pool, just full of wet wet water
Uncle Andy contained multitudes. At his worst, he was a truly hateful, combative, and cruel man. At his best, however, he was also really annoying.
Please Join Us for a Celebration of Life Without Uncle Andy
Uncle Andy contained multitudes. At his worst, he was a truly hateful, combative, and cruel man. At his best, however, he was also really annoying.
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November 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Uncle Andy contained multitudes. At his worst, he was a truly hateful, combative, and cruel man. At his best, however, he was also really annoying.
Your vibe was soooo post-op lobotomy patient.
Bro, Last Night Was a Movie, Specifically, a Yorgos Lanthimos Movie.
Your vibe was soooo post-op lobotomy patient.
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November 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Your vibe was soooo post-op lobotomy patient.
Get that stethoscope out of your ears so you can hear me loud and clear when I tell you to Back The Hell Off.
That’s My Wife You’re Talkin’ To!
Get that stethoscope out of your ears so you can hear me loud and clear when I tell you to Back The Hell Off.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Get that stethoscope out of your ears so you can hear me loud and clear when I tell you to Back The Hell Off.
An Obituary for Thomas Sutton Who Is Absolutely Dead
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November 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Embarrassment saving height: Height charts are added five inches when obtaining your driver's license to avoid lying about how tall you are.
Alternatives to Daylight Saving Time
Embarrassment saving height: Height charts are added five inches when obtaining your driver's license to avoid lying about how tall you are.
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November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Embarrassment saving height: Height charts are added five inches when obtaining your driver's license to avoid lying about how tall you are.
A description of discontinued candy bars: You know what’s better than not getting candy? Hearing about candy you’ll never get to enjoy ever.
Budget-Friendly Halloween Candy Alternatives Amid Tariff Hikes
A description of discontinued candy bars: You know what’s better than not getting candy? Hearing about candy you’ll never get to enjoy ever.
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October 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A description of discontinued candy bars: You know what’s better than not getting candy? Hearing about candy you’ll never get to enjoy ever.
This idea is foolproof as long as a group of sleuthing teenagers and their crime-solving dog don’t get in my way.
I’m Haunting the Bank, Back in a Few Days
This idea is foolproof as long as a group of sleuthing teenagers and their crime-solving dog don’t get in my way.
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October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
This idea is foolproof as long as a group of sleuthing teenagers and their crime-solving dog don’t get in my way.
He must love dogs more than anything if he’s walking so many dogs. But why doesn’t he have a normal, regular job?
What I Imagine People Think When They See Me Walking 24 Dogs
He must love dogs more than anything if he’s walking so many dogs. But why doesn’t he have a normal, regular job?
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October 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
He must love dogs more than anything if he’s walking so many dogs. But why doesn’t he have a normal, regular job?
In NYC, a beer costs $830 plus tip; in Philadelphia, beer is poured out of the same taps scientists accidentally used to birth The Toxic Avenger.
Differences I’ve Noticed Between New York City and Philadelphia
In NYC, a beer costs $830 plus tip; in Philadelphia, beer is poured out of the same taps scientists accidentally used to birth The Toxic Avenger.
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October 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
In NYC, a beer costs $830 plus tip; in Philadelphia, beer is poured out of the same taps scientists accidentally used to birth The Toxic Avenger.
Why is nobody celebrating this big win? It’s life! Even if that life is a disease, it is still life.
We Found Life on Mars but It’s COVID
Why is nobody celebrating this big win? It’s life! Even if that life is a disease, it is still life.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Why is nobody celebrating this big win? It’s life! Even if that life is a disease, it is still life.
It is no secret that our relationship is entirely transactional, but still, our story was romantic. I convinced myself that this was love.
Recession Indicators According to My Russian Blue
It is no secret that our relationship is entirely transactional, but still, our story was romantic. I convinced myself that this was love.
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October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It is no secret that our relationship is entirely transactional, but still, our story was romantic. I convinced myself that this was love.
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An Exhaustive, Step-by-Step Guide to Buying Tickets to a Young Pop Star’s Concert as a 30-Something
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October 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I used to be the most talked-about piece of art in this museum. Now I'm not smiling anymore.
I Am the Mona Lisa. Remember Me?
I used to be the most talked-about piece of art in this museum. Now I'm not smiling anymore.
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October 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I used to be the most talked-about piece of art in this museum. Now I'm not smiling anymore.
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The Technology Is Just Not Ready to Fake Another Moon Landing
Given these conditions, we may be decades away from being able to fake another moon landing.
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October 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Money? Money? Money? Excuse me. Money? Money? Money? You. Give. Now. Money. Me.
Longest Sentences Produced by a Monkey I Borrowed Money from but Never Paid Back
Money? Money? Money? Excuse me. Money? Money? Money? You. Give. Now. Money. Me.
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October 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Money? Money? Money? Excuse me. Money? Money? Money? You. Give. Now. Money. Me.