Caitlin Poffenbarger
@poffenbarger17.bsky.social
I wonder how much time people who haven't actually done anything spend to defend themselves compared to how much time people who have done things spend to defend themselves. I'm willing to bet there is a vast difference. With the innocent doing more to prove their innocence than the guilty.
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I wonder how much time people who haven't actually done anything spend to defend themselves compared to how much time people who have done things spend to defend themselves. I'm willing to bet there is a vast difference. With the innocent doing more to prove their innocence than the guilty.
How old do I sound with that? 😂😅 I'm honestly so sick of constantly having to expend so much energy defending myself when no real evidence is really ever shown to prove I ever needed to defend myself in the first place. Just fuck off and leave me alone already.
December 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
How old do I sound with that? 😂😅 I'm honestly so sick of constantly having to expend so much energy defending myself when no real evidence is really ever shown to prove I ever needed to defend myself in the first place. Just fuck off and leave me alone already.
Let's just say it's gonna be hard to dispute video evidence of me and my animals simply existing in a space that I pay money for. And once I have an instance with hard proof of my innocence, it'll be much harder to plead their case. Video with audio is a hell of a thing.
December 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Let's just say it's gonna be hard to dispute video evidence of me and my animals simply existing in a space that I pay money for. And once I have an instance with hard proof of my innocence, it'll be much harder to plead their case. Video with audio is a hell of a thing.
My animals can't exist in the apartment I pay for or else they're too loud? Because that's what this is. What exactly do I do about my dog MOVING & making some noise when she does so. No way it's an unreasonable amount of noise. No more noise than my upstairs neighbor makes when they get up at 1/
December 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
My animals can't exist in the apartment I pay for or else they're too loud? Because that's what this is. What exactly do I do about my dog MOVING & making some noise when she does so. No way it's an unreasonable amount of noise. No more noise than my upstairs neighbor makes when they get up at 1/
And it's also the fact that they describe the noise as "someone running back and forth" that I take issue with. Considering I live entirely alone and do not run back and forth in my apartment. In fact, not even my animals have run back and forth during said time tonight. So existing is too loud now?
December 3, 2025 at 7:21 AM
And it's also the fact that they describe the noise as "someone running back and forth" that I take issue with. Considering I live entirely alone and do not run back and forth in my apartment. In fact, not even my animals have run back and forth during said time tonight. So existing is too loud now?
I hope she understands what she has unleashed. I have been doing my very best to be quiet and respectful and if there was a valid complaint, I might actually respect it. But suddenly having issues with the same everyday occurrences causes issues with me.
December 3, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I hope she understands what she has unleashed. I have been doing my very best to be quiet and respectful and if there was a valid complaint, I might actually respect it. But suddenly having issues with the same everyday occurrences causes issues with me.
I half wanna run my dishwasher right now. I don't need to, so I won't, but I have in the night like this before when I did need to and still I never heard anything from them about noise. JUST SAYING.
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I half wanna run my dishwasher right now. I don't need to, so I won't, but I have in the night like this before when I did need to and still I never heard anything from them about noise. JUST SAYING.
Just because I'm paranoid as fuck, I'm not going to go into detail, but let's just say I'm fully prepared to demolish any invalid claims of noise disturbances for any reason whatsoever. I will ensure there is proof of no wrongdoing on my end and that is all I'll need. 🙂
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Just because I'm paranoid as fuck, I'm not going to go into detail, but let's just say I'm fully prepared to demolish any invalid claims of noise disturbances for any reason whatsoever. I will ensure there is proof of no wrongdoing on my end and that is all I'll need. 🙂
But suddenly, her either rolling on the floor or chasing her squeaker around is so loud that it woke him from a dead sleep, in his words? Nah. We got problems now.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
But suddenly, her either rolling on the floor or chasing her squeaker around is so loud that it woke him from a dead sleep, in his words? Nah. We got problems now.
She's literally chewed her toys against the floor, which I know is disturbing because the previous tenant banged on the ceiling about it and I have since tried to be more vigilant in getting her to take it to bed, which I have also done since he's lived there & he never thought it was too loud then.
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
She's literally chewed her toys against the floor, which I know is disturbing because the previous tenant banged on the ceiling about it and I have since tried to be more vigilant in getting her to take it to bed, which I have also done since he's lived there & he never thought it was too loud then.
I find it quite interesting that suddenly tonight, on the night that bitch that doesn't even live here makes an unreasonable request for quiet during the daytime, he finds issue with the volume of activity in my apartment. Especially considering I know she's been louder before and it wasn't an issue
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I find it quite interesting that suddenly tonight, on the night that bitch that doesn't even live here makes an unreasonable request for quiet during the daytime, he finds issue with the volume of activity in my apartment. Especially considering I know she's been louder before and it wasn't an issue
I said okay, but no one is doing anything and my dog was just laying in front of us playing with her squeaker, but I'll see if I can make sure she's quieter? Considering she wasn't being any louder than she has ever been any other night for the last however many months he's lived here.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I said okay, but no one is doing anything and my dog was just laying in front of us playing with her squeaker, but I'll see if I can make sure she's quieter? Considering she wasn't being any louder than she has ever been any other night for the last however many months he's lived here.
Alright, so I got home and my pup was excited to see me. As per usual. I start smoking with my neighbor and we hear some thumps from downstairs. We stop and evaluate if we or the dog was being loud and don't think either happened. We continue. Minutes later, the dude from downstairs knocks on my 1/
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Alright, so I got home and my pup was excited to see me. As per usual. I start smoking with my neighbor and we hear some thumps from downstairs. We stop and evaluate if we or the dog was being loud and don't think either happened. We continue. Minutes later, the dude from downstairs knocks on my 1/
I literally left my phone number on the man's door and he texted me. There is literally a line of communication open for him to express grievances such as this. And he has not.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I literally left my phone number on the man's door and he texted me. There is literally a line of communication open for him to express grievances such as this. And he has not.
DO SOMETHING.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
DO SOMETHING.
So yeah, since I take the stance I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I am now adopting be honey badger as my official spirit animal. I saw a video of one stealing someone's croc the other day and it's all I can think now. HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE NO FUCKS, BITCH.
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
So yeah, since I take the stance I DONT GIVE A FUCK, I am now adopting be honey badger as my official spirit animal. I saw a video of one stealing someone's croc the other day and it's all I can think now. HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE NO FUCKS, BITCH.
My sister couldn't believe she messaged my neighbor about it. 😂 I told her she knows good and goddamn well that that bitch was LUCKY AF to get her answering the door because the way I would've told her, "that sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." 🤷🏽♀️
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My sister couldn't believe she messaged my neighbor about it. 😂 I told her she knows good and goddamn well that that bitch was LUCKY AF to get her answering the door because the way I would've told her, "that sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." 🤷🏽♀️
I really can't believe that bitch said all that bullshit. She literally isn't even here that much to be ABLE to bitch about the "noise I make" like that. Let's be fucking for real right now. PLUS IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY. So I can just never be loud?
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I really can't believe that bitch said all that bullshit. She literally isn't even here that much to be ABLE to bitch about the "noise I make" like that. Let's be fucking for real right now. PLUS IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY. So I can just never be loud?
Codependent? Fuck that. I'll be independent. Needs a man? Fuck relationships. Who needs 'em. Three kids with three different men? I will N-E-V-E-R have children of my own. I'm too fucked up. I did admire her career choice, when I was growing up at least. She was a MA and I love the medical field.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Codependent? Fuck that. I'll be independent. Needs a man? Fuck relationships. Who needs 'em. Three kids with three different men? I will N-E-V-E-R have children of my own. I'm too fucked up. I did admire her career choice, when I was growing up at least. She was a MA and I love the medical field.
You know, I think the reason I literally fucking sprint towards confrontation when it's available is because my mom seriously shies away from it, even when it's necessary. And I strive to be the exact fucking opposite of everything my mother is.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You know, I think the reason I literally fucking sprint towards confrontation when it's available is because my mom seriously shies away from it, even when it's necessary. And I strive to be the exact fucking opposite of everything my mother is.
Nah, probably not. That's so extra. I will absolutely be someone I am not though. Because the real me don't give a single fuck what that bitch thinks or cares about. Fuck that bitch. Now, if it actually bothers the actual resident of that apartment, okay. Maybe then I'll care. A little bit.
December 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Nah, probably not. That's so extra. I will absolutely be someone I am not though. Because the real me don't give a single fuck what that bitch thinks or cares about. Fuck that bitch. Now, if it actually bothers the actual resident of that apartment, okay. Maybe then I'll care. A little bit.
I am so, so sorry if I've been disturbing you to your wits end and you've just taken it in silence. 🥺 Please, tell me EXACTLY what or when it is so I can take steps to prevent this. PLEASE. 😧
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am so, so sorry if I've been disturbing you to your wits end and you've just taken it in silence. 🥺 Please, tell me EXACTLY what or when it is so I can take steps to prevent this. PLEASE. 😧
I have a few years of theatre under my belt. I've masked my actual personality, basically, my entire life. I am a bitch that can put on A. SHOW.
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I have a few years of theatre under my belt. I've masked my actual personality, basically, my entire life. I am a bitch that can put on A. SHOW.
Because those are the options available. Sorry, my brain regulates these things. Nothing I can do about it. 🤷🏽♀️
December 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Because those are the options available. Sorry, my brain regulates these things. Nothing I can do about it. 🤷🏽♀️
And I plan to be so concerned and sincere about it. I am just gonna put on a motha fucking show, bitch. Better than losing my mind on an innocent man. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
And I plan to be so concerned and sincere about it. I am just gonna put on a motha fucking show, bitch. Better than losing my mind on an innocent man. 😂