J Max Johnson
@poetrex.bsky.social
www.poetrex.com Poet, songwriter. Curmudgeon about AI, navies, arms control. Barista at the GOMTO-accredited Memetic Operations Centre of Excellence in Newfoundland & Labrador. Canadian, nonbinary except on full moons when I become a werewife.
Trust the Helmsman! RETVRN to the Mao Badge factory!
April 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Trust the Helmsman! RETVRN to the Mao Badge factory!
The music and background match. Before I knew the morning news, my usual video became a memorable one. Helicopters, cars, and big guns were pointed at me from all over the place. Police officers looked at me with big smiles. They even said goodbye, saying they would never come back.
– Khing Hnin Wai
– Khing Hnin Wai
April 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The music and background match. Before I knew the morning news, my usual video became a memorable one. Helicopters, cars, and big guns were pointed at me from all over the place. Police officers looked at me with big smiles. They even said goodbye, saying they would never come back.
– Khing Hnin Wai
– Khing Hnin Wai
"We are currently clean on OPSEC."
March 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"We are currently clean on OPSEC."
"Wow. Everything is computer."
March 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"Wow. Everything is computer."
SECDEF CHALLENGES THE ATLANTIC EDITOR TO JET DUEL
"He's made a profession of exploiting the unfairly slow scan period," said Hegseth on War Thunder's official forums Tuesday, referring to a classified diagram of AESA radar.
"Skill issue," replied Hilary Clinton before moderators locked the thread.
"He's made a profession of exploiting the unfairly slow scan period," said Hegseth on War Thunder's official forums Tuesday, referring to a classified diagram of AESA radar.
"Skill issue," replied Hilary Clinton before moderators locked the thread.
March 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
SECDEF CHALLENGES THE ATLANTIC EDITOR TO JET DUEL
"He's made a profession of exploiting the unfairly slow scan period," said Hegseth on War Thunder's official forums Tuesday, referring to a classified diagram of AESA radar.
"Skill issue," replied Hilary Clinton before moderators locked the thread.
"He's made a profession of exploiting the unfairly slow scan period," said Hegseth on War Thunder's official forums Tuesday, referring to a classified diagram of AESA radar.
"Skill issue," replied Hilary Clinton before moderators locked the thread.
What your OPSEC-obsessed teen's leaked messages actually mean
March 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
What your OPSEC-obsessed teen's leaked messages actually mean
God forgive me, what have I done...
March 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
God forgive me, what have I done...
Yea I'll meme to that. Freedom is in peril. Defend it with all your might.
March 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Yea I'll meme to that. Freedom is in peril. Defend it with all your might.
Medium Devouring Its Message
February 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Medium Devouring Its Message
Here is my cat, she doesn't really like photographs but I have explained to her that it's an emergency.
February 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Here is my cat, she doesn't really like photographs but I have explained to her that it's an emergency.
Well, whatchu teaching next week? I take requests!
February 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Well, whatchu teaching next week? I take requests!
Aw Geez, Benedict, I don't know, that sounds like a lot of ground to cover in 20 days
February 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Aw Geez, Benedict, I don't know, that sounds like a lot of ground to cover in 20 days
The Vicar of Christ endorsed my Saintsplaining meme, you heard it here first folks
February 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The Vicar of Christ endorsed my Saintsplaining meme, you heard it here first folks
"From whence shall we expect the approach of Simpsons memes? Shall some transgenderism giant step the earth & crush us because woke? Never. As a nation of free memes, we will live forever or die by irony poisoning. Come & take a drink from the Ohio, motherfuckers, I dare ya!" – A. Blinken I think
February 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"From whence shall we expect the approach of Simpsons memes? Shall some transgenderism giant step the earth & crush us because woke? Never. As a nation of free memes, we will live forever or die by irony poisoning. Come & take a drink from the Ohio, motherfuckers, I dare ya!" – A. Blinken I think
I am resolved: no more doomscrolling, only hopepoasting. On Wednesdays, we wear Red, White, & Boo-Hoo, Cry Me An Unconstitutional River.
February 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I am resolved: no more doomscrolling, only hopepoasting. On Wednesdays, we wear Red, White, & Boo-Hoo, Cry Me An Unconstitutional River.
When your son gets promoted in the Army & you wanna stop for contracts but he says "We have leather goods at home"
February 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
When your son gets promoted in the Army & you wanna stop for contracts but he says "We have leather goods at home"
Sharing these not to denigrate Grant, but as a reminder that purity politics is the enemy of collective action for the public good. In the spirit of Langston Hughes' 'Let America Be America Again'—
O, yes,
I say it plain,
America never was America to me,
And yet I swear this oath—
America will be!
O, yes,
I say it plain,
America never was America to me,
And yet I swear this oath—
America will be!
February 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Sharing these not to denigrate Grant, but as a reminder that purity politics is the enemy of collective action for the public good. In the spirit of Langston Hughes' 'Let America Be America Again'—
O, yes,
I say it plain,
America never was America to me,
And yet I swear this oath—
America will be!
O, yes,
I say it plain,
America never was America to me,
And yet I swear this oath—
America will be!