Poet Philly
@poetphilly.bsky.social
Poet, Novelist, 📍Philadelphia. Wavelengths Chapbook Winner. Emmy Award finalist documentarian. Latest collection of poems here: https://a.co/d/7ptVbWy
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When did making sure I have chapstick on me become a thing.
January 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When did making sure I have chapstick on me become a thing.
Movie treatment:
Dead Poets Society II: Revenge of the Literati
Dead Poets Society II: Revenge of the Literati
December 31, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Movie treatment:
Dead Poets Society II: Revenge of the Literati
Dead Poets Society II: Revenge of the Literati
Go Birds! Dallas sucks!
a mascot wearing a blue shirt with the word eagle on it
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December 29, 2024 at 6:06 PM
Go Birds! Dallas sucks!
The “emerging authors” section should just be books on childbirth.
a rainbow and a star with the words be who you know
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December 29, 2024 at 5:15 PM
The “emerging authors” section should just be books on childbirth.
The diet starts tomorrow…but today…wine and pie!
December 25, 2024 at 9:55 PM
The diet starts tomorrow…but today…wine and pie!
When your wife gets you a box of assorted ramen for Christmas and it confirms that she understands you completely!
December 25, 2024 at 6:12 PM
When your wife gets you a box of assorted ramen for Christmas and it confirms that she understands you completely!
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Appropriatest coffee mug
December 25, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Appropriatest coffee mug
The Holdovers is a Christmas classic!
a man stands at a podium in front of a blackboard with the words that 's glaringly on it
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December 20, 2024 at 7:16 AM
The Holdovers is a Christmas classic!
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“I believe and
interrupt my belief with
doubt and
interrupt my doubt with belief.”
-- Denise Levertov
interrupt my belief with
doubt and
interrupt my doubt with belief.”
-- Denise Levertov
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
“I believe and
interrupt my belief with
doubt and
interrupt my doubt with belief.”
-- Denise Levertov
interrupt my belief with
doubt and
interrupt my doubt with belief.”
-- Denise Levertov
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Me: I did a good deed and paid for an old lady’s groceries today
Wife: I’m 3 months older than you and the groceries were for our family
Me: semantics
Wife: I’m 3 months older than you and the groceries were for our family
Me: semantics
December 17, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Me: I did a good deed and paid for an old lady’s groceries today
Wife: I’m 3 months older than you and the groceries were for our family
Me: semantics
Wife: I’m 3 months older than you and the groceries were for our family
Me: semantics
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Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself?
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself?
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Watching Star Wars on mute while listening to the Jackson Five and drinking boxed wine. All as god intended.
December 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Watching Star Wars on mute while listening to the Jackson Five and drinking boxed wine. All as god intended.
I may got 99 problems but Jay Z got one!
December 11, 2024 at 1:12 AM
I may got 99 problems but Jay Z got one!
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Random bit of #emilydickinson in Staunton VA
December 8, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Random bit of #emilydickinson in Staunton VA
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Penn State football calls the Tush Push the Sandusky.
December 8, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Penn State football calls the Tush Push the Sandusky.
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This delicious meme bears repeating, does it not?
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 AM
This delicious meme bears repeating, does it not?
I didn’t even know Santa had a girlfriend.
December 5, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I didn’t even know Santa had a girlfriend.
Whatever happened to pitchers of beer? No bars do pitchers anymore. A shame!
December 5, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Whatever happened to pitchers of beer? No bars do pitchers anymore. A shame!
Poem
Mom,
[Billy Collins
stop reading]
Mom,
[Billy Collins
stop reading]
December 4, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Poem
Mom,
[Billy Collins
stop reading]
Mom,
[Billy Collins
stop reading]