What's that saying about abysses...?

Also isn't this just Minority Report crossed with the Fugitive?

"Only in theaters" - oh so this *isn't* a Netflix action flick I'll never bother to watch? (Ah I see, it's Amazon.)

It's kinda neat we're getting movies like this again. Like when Chuck Norris would headline low-budget action flicks in the '80s. But the posters/VHS covers then were better.

Thanks for the heads-up!

Six people murdered in a population of almost 3 million...I mean, I obviously wish it hadn't happened but TWO CHILDREN were murdered in Minneapolis last week and they basically ignored it entirely (aside from talk of a trans gun ban I guess?).

As the father of an 11-year-old girl I know all about this

it’s the same basic structure as a snow fort

I imagine it's like that scene in Ace Ventura 2, someone just pushes down on the mother's stomach and the child launches out like the fist from a 1970s Shogun Warrior toy

Really? I was under the impression he was absolutely positioning for 2028

I can't vouchsafe those ankles on basic principle, not even for clearance prices

A friend of mine mentioned Stephen Colbert yesterday, and at first I laughed, but then I was like, "Wait a minute..."

Are these the remastered figures? What really kills me on these are the incredibly ugly visible pin joints and the SWIVEL ankles. Pivot ankles are a bare ****ing minimum

Shredder has seem some shit, man

Exactly

And of course me being me, I want someone to make an action figure of this Kirby-style Batman

To be more Bluesky-specific, be sure to add "if we even have elections ever again" to the mix

Anyone remember Microsoft Bob? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microso...

Again, this sort of thing feels SO dot-com bubble, and it's why I'm really coming around to the idea that AI will cause the next recession (and maybe fairly soon).

This guy has been doing this lately like Richard Gere tap-dancing in Chicago. Is there something about to come out about him that he wants Trump's favor?