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Mad Cat Lady Jules
@podweed.bsky.social
Owned by a lot of cats.
A lot.
Plus two aging terriers.
And I do like wine 🍷
P.S Also Remainer, sweary, Gooner, plumpy. Should know better.
Just open the bloody door human.
Said Flossie.
Testily.
January 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Not counting Easter, it’s just 73 working days until retirement!!
Acceptable, said (not so) Fat King Carlos #OfficeBuddy
January 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There must be few things worse than being stabbed in the back by a work colleague who you have done nothing but support for the last few years.
I’m literally poleaxed.
January 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Keep warm, peeps.
Said Santi 🐈
#CosyKitty
January 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Just your average Christmas Day with eldest (trans) son showing Smol round the decorations whilst the dogs chill on the sofa 🐕🐕😁
#MauveDisguise
#MerryChristmas 🐕🐈‍⬛🎄🎅
December 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Shoutout to poor little Lola who’s been incarcerated in the utility room for ten long days due to a really horrible tummy injury.
Tomorrow is ‘stitches out/stupid outfit off’ day.
#FreedomAtLast 🐈‍⬛ 😺
December 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
It is my box.
All mine.
Purred Smol.
Defensively.
#BoxKitty
December 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
It was a bit odd getting this (and the very loud accompanying alarm) earlier, but comforting to know the system works.
#BlusterySomerset
Stay safe everyone x
December 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Does this mean I’m not allowed on the sofa? 🤔
Said Smol, sadly.
December 6, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Besties
#Santi
#Dora
😽😽
December 5, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Am on fleek, purred Smol, to himself.
Erm no. You’re just…sinister 😈🙀
December 5, 2024 at 12:10 AM
And in slightly more sombre news I’m sad to say this little chappie passed away yesterday at the grand old age of 4. Yes, four!
He was a splendiferous character and we shall miss him.
#FarewellDovey 🐹 x
December 4, 2024 at 6:50 PM
When you’re relaxed AF and quite literally melting into the sofa 🙄
#Alan
December 4, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Move?
Me?
Make me.
Said (increasingly less) Fat King Carlos.
#BossCat
December 3, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Poor Malcom has had the audacity to sneak up next to me onto the sofa.
Serj is plotting his demise….
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Made some absolutely delicious mushroom soup for lunch.
Youngest: looks like tarmac.
Readers, I think you can imagine my response.
#SerpentsTeeth
#ThanklessChild
December 2, 2024 at 1:51 PM
You’re going to have to get off my lap eventually, cat.
Nope.
Said Santi.
#SundaySnoozies
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 PM
This Christmas Day, for the first time in nearly 30 years - I AM GOING OUT FOR LUNCH😁🎄🦃
#MuchExcite
December 1, 2024 at 1:19 PM
It’s always about the drama.
Always 🙄
#Dramaticat
November 28, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Away on a work trip.
Been a very long day.
No soothing 🐈 🐈‍⬛ on my bed.
And this is the tv.
Fuck sake🙄
Yo Dorothy. Send shoes.
November 26, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Le Santiago.
Regrettably porkie 😿
Henceforth on the same diet as Fat King Carlos.
We shall become a slender feline household….
#SubstantialSanti
November 24, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Me: so sorry Serj, but you’re in my spot.
Serj: your point being?😼
#EntitledCat
November 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Absolutely beautiful 🦊 ❄️
I ripped this video from Eleonora Svanberg on X (she’s not on 🦋)

She wrote:

“I'm a PhD student at @UniofOxford and I think I'm living in a fairytale :-)

Foxes playing around in the snow at Magdalen College this morning — absolutely magical!”
November 20, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Me: Please could you shift a bit Dora - you’re blocking the fire.
Dora:
#😼
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Reposted by Mad Cat Lady Jules
November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM