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Apocynum
@pocynum.bsky.social
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40ish | Aerospace | Likes quiet games and rain | Has really good friends
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What a blessed day. It is both Flat Fuck Friday and Screaming Skeleton by the Perimeter Fence day.
A panel from the comic book watchmen that depicts a screaming, partially muscle skeleton outside a fence. two guards look on a shock, one vomiting. the caption reads “November 14: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing…”
November 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Just got a great sketch commission of my #shadowrun troll done by @blacksalander.bsky.social! I’m super happy with it.

She’s 200cm of muscle, but mostly uses it to help her neighbors move furniture. Her real joy is tinkering with and trying to build drones. She’s not very good at it, but she tries.
A muscly troll lady from Shadowrun!
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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This is real. This is really the header of the Microsoft Office website. Oh my god.
The header of the Microsoft Office website. A title reads: “Welcome to the Microsoft 365 copilot app“ Beneath it, a subtitle reads: “The Microsoft 365 copilot app (formerly Office) lets you create, share, and collaborate all in one place with your favorite apps now, including Copilot.*“
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Four panel comic of Calvin’s dad from Calvin & Hobbes explaining games. Panel 1: Calvin’s dad approaches Calvin. “Playing a game? I’ll show you something interesting.” Panel 2: Calvin’s dad explaining in close-up. “There are only 4 implementation styles now: Realism, Anime, Retro, and Jankslop. Panel 3: Calvin’s dad speaking. “CoD? Realism. Clair Obscur? Anime. Despite being Japanese, Pokémon is jankslop.” Panel 4: Calvin, asleep late into the night, considering.
October 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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SO cute, but I cannot help but see the image and think of this:
Sonic the Hedgehog lying apparently dead in a spotlight. A white captain’s hat has been placed over his face.
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Lex Luthor stealing forty cakes. He is pulling them on a cart. He is stealing forty cakes. That’s four tens, and that’s terrible.
September 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Post a duo
Boris and Natasha from “The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show”
September 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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I got one of my OCs commissioned by @xkokobael.bsky.social! I am so happy with how this turned out. Big thanks to them for it, and if you can manage to snag a commish from them, jump at the chance!
A male Twi’lek from Star Wars with a muscular strongman build. He is holding a female Twi’lek child of about six or seven on one shoulder. Both have swimsuits: his in a floral pattern, hers in solid green. They have matching shell necklaces around their necks. He is holding up some sort of cold drink to her with a crazy straw and ice cubes.
September 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Story screen from the game “Bad Dudes vs. DragoNinja. A blond man with a crew cut, bomber jacket and sunglasses looking mean. All-caps text reading “The president has been captured by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?”
September 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Your cat in this picture
Screenshot from the old Spider-Man animated series. Spider-man sits at an office executive’s desk. There is a portrait of Spider-Man on the wall behind him.
September 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Meme made from Norman Rockwell’s painting “Freedom of Speech”. The painting shows a working-class man in a plaid shirt and jacket standing up to speak at a public meeting. The caption reads “Constraining power primarily with informal norms is actually a terrible way to run a country.”
September 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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CTV News breaking news banner: “Pierre Poilievre calls on Liberals to axe temporary foreign worker program.”
September 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Two aliens from the television show “Babylon 5“ stand together. One is wearing a green handkerchief, and the other is wearing a purple handkerchief. Due to a peculiarity in their religious practice, representatives of different factions. As part of a religious practice, all those wearing one color must attack all of those wearing the other.
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Sisyphus pushing a boulder uphill. Caption: “FUCKING DINNER”
August 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Every time I think Salt and Straw has gotten their “make stupid fucking shit every couple months” out of their systems they do a month like this.
A flavor board outside a Salt and Straw ice cream shop. Advertised flavors are: - Chocolate Chip Zucchini Bread - Tomato Gelato with Olive Brittle - Melon & Prosciutto - Peach Jam Miso Blondies - Pickled Cucumber Sorbet
August 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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At this point…
A scene from “End of Evangelion”, composed entirely of “Fell For It Again Awards”
July 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Everyone else’s lock screen is more interesting than mine, but uh, no cheating post your lock screen.
My Lock Screen. A sunset shot looking west plus widgets for time and date, temperature (high 70 low 53, current 61°F), and to continue the current podcast (Well There’s Your Problem episode 41, “Nine Eleven”)
July 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Meme showing a poll. The question is “Do you think Microsoft understands consent?” The answers are: Yes (0.8%) Remind me in 3 days (99.2%)
July 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Red String Guy meme. Top text: “It’s Dune” Bottom text: “It’s all Dune”
June 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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June 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Good morning, everyone.
A young deer with its head up in a field of scrub grass, seen through the slats of a porch railing.
June 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Oooh this one’s actually really interesting!
May 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Feels a lot like a modern version of Ivan “Ironman” Stewart’s Super Off Road.
May 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM