The slushmeister
@pocketslushy.bsky.social
(Slushy) - (21) - (any pronouns) - (Block me if uncomfy)
Doom mustard as moisturizer
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Doom mustard as moisturizer
We managed to hit our goal!
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
We managed to hit our goal!
Heres a little push: Your friend can be sued for literal FRAUD if she does not uphold her end of the deal.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Heres a little push: Your friend can be sued for literal FRAUD if she does not uphold her end of the deal.
Yeah id be overwhelmed too if i stole 4 thousand dollars from a disabled person.
Your friend needs to get her shit together and send my buddy the suit, put it in a priority box and be done with it. There is no excuse for this nonsense.
Your friend needs to get her shit together and send my buddy the suit, put it in a priority box and be done with it. There is no excuse for this nonsense.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Yeah id be overwhelmed too if i stole 4 thousand dollars from a disabled person.
Your friend needs to get her shit together and send my buddy the suit, put it in a priority box and be done with it. There is no excuse for this nonsense.
Your friend needs to get her shit together and send my buddy the suit, put it in a priority box and be done with it. There is no excuse for this nonsense.
2000 HOURS????? holy moly-
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
2000 HOURS????? holy moly-
She got her papas scowl 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
She got her papas scowl 🥺
Sorry thats mine, he got out again 😔
November 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sorry thats mine, he got out again 😔
Personally fire has been my go to solution, although you do lose your tighty whities in the process... least it hides the evidence?
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Personally fire has been my go to solution, although you do lose your tighty whities in the process... least it hides the evidence?
why is he holding her like hes the one who gave birth 😭
November 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
why is he holding her like hes the one who gave birth 😭
Is that mothafuckin MURPHY-
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Is that mothafuckin MURPHY-
His shoes are NOT OSHA certified smh
October 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
His shoes are NOT OSHA certified smh
Bro be like;
a person says fine i 'll do it myself in a dark room
ALT: a person says fine i 'll do it myself in a dark room
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Bro be like;
Tbf you're one of the very few still making fawful content, you might've accidentally like mandela effected jolli into mario lore lmao
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Tbf you're one of the very few still making fawful content, you might've accidentally like mandela effected jolli into mario lore lmao
I mean... I guess he wasn't wrong..?
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I mean... I guess he wasn't wrong..?
You dare insult me and childhood me like that? WE’RE HYPING TOGETHER!!!
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You dare insult me and childhood me like that? WE’RE HYPING TOGETHER!!!
Im so glad you made his feet paws because i dont think i could handle seeing these godless blobs again
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Im so glad you made his feet paws because i dont think i could handle seeing these godless blobs again
ill still forever love how whether its the meme version or the og, its still equally just as wild lmao
October 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
ill still forever love how whether its the meme version or the og, its still equally just as wild lmao