Thank you for always speaking your truth, my friend!

Buy the knock-offs direct from Temu and eliminate lining Bezo's pockets.

My brain without caffeine, folks.

(That's my excuse and I'm sticking it to it!)

The vulture was standing in the middle of my lane with his wings outspread. No dead things in sight. Odd behavior...poisoned maybe? Some have suggested bird flu. He finally wandered to the other side of the road and sat for a moment before finally taking off. Godspeed, my feathered wannabe-assassin.

RIGHT? Glad it's not just me. Really thought it was a Dodge Charger. Apparently it's a Chevy Camaro.

Thank you for the Billys. They will now house my shoe collection. :D

Number one, it was kazoo.

Number two, Kevin will be forever annoyed that I asked him something about the "Dodge."

I just can't with American cars.

Rock on with your bad self!!

I didn’t go this year - opted for a warm winter in Australia over Vegas summer heat. Zero regrets!

To be fair, fiend is most accurate...

Woman, you and I are walking incidents!!

Did I make the pie shell myself? Hell, no, I outsourced that to Pillsbury.

I didn’t even peel the apples. Just slice, cook down with bacon, 2 tbls sugar, spices, dump into pre-cooked shell, cover and bake. Easy as, well, pie!