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i’m tired
And THAT is environmental story telling 😂
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
And the way I had to SILENTLY crash out in my kitchen bc my roommate’s room is right there and also it’s 10pm
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The way that I had a FEELING I should give up on mini cucumbers but ordered them anyway…and they came riddled with mold. I HEAR YOU SORRY
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Lights on
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I purely watch an episode of white lotus every 4-8 months when I’m flying bc I don’t have hbo LMAO
December 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me watching it on my iPad with a stranger sitting next to me
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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December 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I could’ve had a whole nother airport beer
December 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We landed an hour agooooo
December 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Or like. Keep letting me use airline wifi so I can continue watching episodes of White Lotus while I wait for a bag that’s still on the other side of the airport
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wdym I’m standing here at the luggage slip n slide for 30 minutes doing nothing? At least hand out nachos or something
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I was nice and took the heaviest-poured shot for myself since it was their first time lol
December 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The wound is so small and stopped bleeding very quickly and honestly I attribute that to the fact that it was extremely sharp because I’d just taken it out of the box lol
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM