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· Nov 27
Once I start learning how to play bass again it’s all over for you fuckers
POV ur hungover from the night before but the Bears won in OT so it’s time for a shot
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
POV ur hungover from the night before but the Bears won in OT so it’s time for a shot
Lowkey how it feels to know next to nothing about football and watch a Bears game at a bar in Chicago
December 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Lowkey how it feels to know next to nothing about football and watch a Bears game at a bar in Chicago
POV you miss leaving the bar by 3 minutes and fucking miss the last bus of the night by 3 fucking minutes
December 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
POV you miss leaving the bar by 3 minutes and fucking miss the last bus of the night by 3 fucking minutes
I’m finding it hard to believe that a letter that was postmarked on the 9th hasn’t been delivered IN THE SAME CITY by the 19th
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m finding it hard to believe that a letter that was postmarked on the 9th hasn’t been delivered IN THE SAME CITY by the 19th
This forecast from last night killed me
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This forecast from last night killed me
Finding out that Brandon Rogers follows the drag account of someone I went to high school with is not something I would have ever expected
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Finding out that Brandon Rogers follows the drag account of someone I went to high school with is not something I would have ever expected
Last night I was chatting with a woman right before leaving the bar and I had already bundled up in all my layers and it felt like this
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Last night I was chatting with a woman right before leaving the bar and I had already bundled up in all my layers and it felt like this
It really is better to spend $30+ than to try to take public transit for an hour at 2am on a Saturday in the middle of December when it’s -20°
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It really is better to spend $30+ than to try to take public transit for an hour at 2am on a Saturday in the middle of December when it’s -20°
Procrastinating taking a shower so bad I talked on the phone with my mom for 2 hours
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Procrastinating taking a shower so bad I talked on the phone with my mom for 2 hours
Got a set of kitchen knives as a gift and it’s been so long since I’ve had properly sharpened knives
a woman wipes her nose with her hand while wearing a shirt that says cw on it
ALT: a woman wipes her nose with her hand while wearing a shirt that says cw on it
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December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Got a set of kitchen knives as a gift and it’s been so long since I’ve had properly sharpened knives
And if I say that the Instagram update that moves DMs to the bottom center so that when you swipe out of the DM page you no longer get to the feed is so that they can say people are using the Reels tab more.
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
And if I say that the Instagram update that moves DMs to the bottom center so that when you swipe out of the DM page you no longer get to the feed is so that they can say people are using the Reels tab more.
Should I buy a set of dumbbells
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Should I buy a set of dumbbells
My poor mother ordered me the switch 2 version of a game
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My poor mother ordered me the switch 2 version of a game
I still don’t really understand what sleet is and at this point i’m afraid its too late to ask
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I still don’t really understand what sleet is and at this point i’m afraid its too late to ask
Manifesting rampant lesbianism in my 2026
December 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Manifesting rampant lesbianism in my 2026
So I learned the day of my Saturn Return and um. Holy shit
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
So I learned the day of my Saturn Return and um. Holy shit
I can 1000000% appreciate the effort, time, and resources that go into making alcohol but I wish I could just whip some up in a day or so like bread
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I can 1000000% appreciate the effort, time, and resources that go into making alcohol but I wish I could just whip some up in a day or so like bread
Was able to use a coupon to buy dog food
a woman is crying in a crowd of people while holding a microphone .
ALT: a woman is crying in a crowd of people while holding a microphone .
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December 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Was able to use a coupon to buy dog food
Love that I can type in a question to google and find that someone on Reddit had the same exact hyper specific question 7 years ago
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Love that I can type in a question to google and find that someone on Reddit had the same exact hyper specific question 7 years ago
In my 4 years of film school I took a single class on advertising and it’s turned me into the most insufferable critic of commercials
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
In my 4 years of film school I took a single class on advertising and it’s turned me into the most insufferable critic of commercials
Me sitting with the realization that I definitely should have gotten a day pass today
spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee .
ALT: spongebob is sitting at a table in a diner with a cup of coffee .
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December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Me sitting with the realization that I definitely should have gotten a day pass today
If I don’t land a job in the next 20 days I get to hear about it at fucking Christmas yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If I don’t land a job in the next 20 days I get to hear about it at fucking Christmas yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me when the bar doesn’t have a hot toddy
elmo from sesame street is standing in the rain with trees in the background
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in the rain with trees in the background
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December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me when the bar doesn’t have a hot toddy
Guy at the DMV asked me if my hair is brown or brunette dude deadass idk
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Guy at the DMV asked me if my hair is brown or brunette dude deadass idk
To that guy messing with me and trying to get me to smile on the train…cold toes all winter for you don’t fuck with me
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
To that guy messing with me and trying to get me to smile on the train…cold toes all winter for you don’t fuck with me