In astrology, for most signs there’s a grammatical difference between the sign and a person of that sign. For instance, Aquarius is a sign vs a person would be an Aquarian. Taurus, Taurean. Sagittarius, Sagittarian. Why don’t people use this anymore?

I think bc my fuckass sign: Aries, Aryan 😭

I honestly say “nonbinary but it’s not that serious” bc I’m like a “nonbinary guy” or something idek gender makes no fucking sense and the term “man” feels weird but like he/him pronouns are fine idk idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

New hobby: calling out GAY every time I’m watching anime and some characters have questionably (or frankly overtly) fruity moments

Anyone who’s seen it already knows very well but Fullmetal Alchemist is fucked. Like it’s super good, but absolutely fucked up in like every way? It’s wild

Eyebrow piercings are tacky

Idk how bluesky decided my feed should brew mostly cats, and I’m not entirely mad, but where’s the gay shit lol

Anyone get on a roll swiping left 482057 times in a row and a cutie pops up and you fumble their ass bc you’re used to being attracted to no one? ⏪️◀️⬅️↩️

Not me crying to a romance novel I’ve read like four times 😭 I am an absolute sucker for romance and if it’s not on this level I don’t want it

Unrequited love sucks so much ass. My advice: if you like someone and they’re like, “I really like you, but can we just be friends?” Say HELL NO and run. Shit will tear you up inside for years.

Why the FUCK do people write fictional stories in present tense? I swear I’ve passed on SO MANY Wattpad stories bc they’re in fucking present tense, and it’s absolutely infuriating to read. AITA for thinking that shit sucks??? Lmaoooo

I fucking hate feelings. I fucking hate unrequited love. I fucking hate being asked to just be friends. No I don’t want to be friends, I want you to fucking love me.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m lonely from being single for so long, but is it bad I also reeeeeaaaallllyy want dual income lmaooo

BL tropes that make no sense: why y’all gonna fuck when one of you is sick lol. Nursing someone with a cold turning into boning is bizarre and there has to be snot and whatnot eewww

Is anyone going to tell MAGA morons that the prices of goods are ultimately set by the companies offering them? Your food and gas are expensive because despite inflation coming down under Biden, corporations realized you’ll still pay those high prices from COVID times anyway. 1/

I’m real tired of MAGA morons talking about “free speech” and “censorship” on an app. The first amendment protects from the GOVERNMENT interfering with your speech, not from a company whose policies you agreed to by joining their platform. You fuck around and violate those policies, you find out.

What if your twink/femboy death was just age and weight gain and now you’re an nb femf@g with a gut lol

The cursed bird app can no longer contain me, I am free to bring my f@ggotry here to miss butterfly 🦋