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better find a mop it’s gettin sticky in this bitxh
January 24, 2026 at 10:19 PM
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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The White House posted an edited photo of the activist involved in the Minneapolis church protest, made to look like she was crying.
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 PM
just had to write a blurb on Tarkovsky’s Mirror

…are words i’d never thought i’d say
January 22, 2026 at 6:34 PM
SHREK 5 in 2027 !!!!!

as someone who stans puss in boots the last wish, i honestly cannot wait
January 22, 2026 at 2:11 AM
a fox in a hole
January 22, 2026 at 1:21 AM
the mere thought of wilmington politics exhausts me
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 PM
i am of the opinion that if you have no capital letters intentionally in a sentence that periods make it look weird & ideally you should avoid doing that
January 21, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Encore Magazine is re-launching January 29th in Wilmington, with community support
home | Encore Magazine
Encore magazine's mission is to broaden media literacy and civic engagement, protect and promote trustworthy community journalism, and champion the creative arts in Wilmington, NC.
www.encorepub.org
January 21, 2026 at 8:44 PM
economists love taylor swift
January 21, 2026 at 8:47 PM
honestly such a great night i love my neighbors
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 AM
also forgot to skeet that i ate shit on saturday just trying to go for a walk and my left hand has a gouge from asphalt and left shoulder is hurting. elbow and knee slightly skinned too.

hope y’all had a better saturday than me xoxo
January 18, 2026 at 10:51 PM
sunday scaries sooo bad, this dirty martini and burger with pals WILL save me tho
January 18, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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Remembering how the Homeland Security secretary wrote about how she got mad and killed a puppy for misbehaving and presented her choice to shoot the puppy like it was a proportionate and relatable decision
January 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
what is with this new trend where people in film industry call cinephilia a disease… like are y’all that desperate for attention??? the fact that i watch four movies in one day is my business
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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i had eight hours of sleep and stayed off twitter and my depression went away
January 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
a potato flew around

my room

before you came
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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2026 is seeing that the U.S. Army is mobilizing a unit specialized for winter conditions, but not knowing if the intended mission is violent repression of an American city or stealing territory from a U.S. treaty ally.
January 18, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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it's true. when i got out, he said, "im sorry for being white." i put my hand on his shoulder and said "you don't have to apologize anymore" and then he burst out crying
January 17, 2026 at 9:17 PM
about to go for a walk in this weird ass weather
January 17, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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After the SpaceX rocket failed spectacularly, neither the FAA nor Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy sought to revoke or suspend Starship’s license to launch, a move that is permitted when “necessary to protect the public health and safety.”
“We’re Too Close to the Debris”: How SpaceX Rockets Put Passenger Planes at Risk
The FAA predicted Elon Musk’s Starship would cause “minor or minimal” disruption. Then the rockets exploded twice in three months over busy airspace. Flight data reveals how many planes scrambled to p...
www.propublica.org
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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By obtaining the physical Nobel Peace Prize, Donald J. Trump is its rightful winner.

by Vladimir Putin, Super Bowl XXXIX champion
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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The real winner of the Nobel Peace Prize? Florida governor Ron DeSantis.
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Started off the day by watching Diary of a Country Priest, had a great cup of coffee, caught up w a friend, had a great meeting w my mentor, heard a woodpecker on a walk, having a glass of Bordeaux
January 16, 2026 at 10:50 PM