St. Paul should have a ferry to the airport! It could connect downtown to a newly build dock near the main entrance. It would be a little less than 7.5 miles, and at 30 mph it would take a travel time of 15 minutes. The streetcar was like an hour, but this would be about 30 minutes.

Pepto Bismal should sponsor a sports league. Think:

1. Dallas Diarreah vs Boston Bowel Movements
2. Houston Heartburn vs Indianapolis Indigestion

I would love to see what these mascots would look like.

A statement on America today.

It looks like the winner would be Palm Beach Atlantic University, in West Palm Beach.

Can somebody please explain why Death Metal and Deathcore bands (and in this case Hardcore) use fonts that make it impossible to know the name of the band? In this case, I cannot figure out the name of the Chicago Hardcore band. #metal

I guess this is to blame for the aircraft collision?
#anchorman