Pluto Annatto
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Pluto Annatto
@plutoannatto.bsky.social
Chicago Sky. Illinois WBB. WNBA hooops
As a Sky fan, I would really prefer if we just delayed the draft lottery announcement by a month, or two, or five.
The last 4 No.1 Picks have been GAME CHANGERS in the W 🏀

Paige Bueckers, Caitlin Clark, Aliyah Boston and Rhyne Howard all were named Rookie of the Year for their respective squads.

Who will get the No.1 Pick next? Watch the WNBA Draft Lottery November 23 on ESPN at 6:30pm/ET
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I thought I couldn't be even more into the Owls, and then they go and put Marina and Skylar on the same team

The petty grievances will be so epic 🤩
All Unrivaled team rosters.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Ugggghhhh. Just why, Nneka, why?

Like, I know the why is "shitloads of money", but ugh. There's no amount of money that's worth astroturfing for murderous fascists.
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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My all-PAC12 2014-2024 dream squad (apologies to Lexie Hull and Jordin Canada!!)
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I deeply believe that all billionaires should be forced to complete ten thousand hours of mandatory community service on top of a massive wealth tax, but I would give this one particular billionaire a reprieve if this turns out to be true
I know this is likely clickbait but I’ve never wanted to believe anything more. Please save us 😩 #WNBA #WNBASky #ChicagoSky #Skytown
October 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don't especially care who wins these finals, but it remains cool that Dana Evans has ∞ times more rings than Alyssa Thomas
October 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
If I got a dollar for every time a player got called for pushing a player into a member of their own team in these playoffs

then I would actually have nothing because I would have spent my $2 on a large peanut M&Ms. And I would have already eaten the M&Ms.
October 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Loved this editorial. It really made me think about how the players should (weirdly enough) have a relatively good negotiating position here, as what they have to lose is so minuscule compared to what they should be making.
Wrote this for the New York Times today (hope this link works!)

W.N.B.A. is doing immensely well! Time to pay the players!!

Thanks to Sara Chodosh for asking me to write this (helping with the writing) and making the cool graphics!!

urldefense.com/v3/__https:/...
Opinion | The W.N.B.A. Is Making More Money Than Ever. Why Aren’t the Players? (Gift Article)
Other professional sports leagues give their players roughly 50 percent of the revenue, but the W.N.B.A. players get less than 10 percent.
urldefense.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Never having to care about the postseason is such a gift
😆😂😭
there are still some perks to being a sky fan!
September 29, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I'm not even trying to defend the W refs, but the insistence of some people (coaches, even!) that you can conclusively tell that one team had an unfair whistle by comparing free throw totals in a game is one of the most willfully stupid things in basketball
September 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Becky was caught in her own tangled Webber
Pretty big win for Becky haters
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's times like these that I'm very glad that I'm not deeply emotionally attached to any of the four teams in the WNBA semis
Because I don't think it would seem nearly as entertaining if I was
😅🍿🍿🍿🍿
September 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh man, I can't wait till they enclose that baby
September 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I had not known previously that each team gets to nominate a player for this.

Sorry to whoever the Sparks nominated, I guess! Hopefully you're a good sport about it.
Here's the breakdown of the Kim Perrot Sportsmanship Voting Results #WNBA #WNBASky
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Does anyone ever give their team big minutes _up_ the stretch?
September 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
If Courtney Williams can win this one by making middies, it just makes me happier on an aesthetic level
52 of Phoenix's 59 points are in the paint. That's unreal
September 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So a Courtney Williams vs Kelsey Mitchell title fight seems like it would be pretty fun
September 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So, like, the Fever *are* better without CC, right?

They have other scoring options, and the defense was so much better
September 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I've never been an AT for MVP die hard, but she looked like the canniest basketball player in the world this game. Just incredible ways to wiggling into space or pulling shots out of nothing.
AT used to really struggle when guarded by Stewie. She's gotten a lot better at making space for herself before taking the shot.
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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When does Sabrina head over to Golden State? Okay I’ll stop. My team just celebrated 4 walls
September 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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So this is how Liberty dies. In a basketball arena previously known as the Footprint Center.
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I foresee Chicago getting the #1 pick and trading it away for a one-season deal with Jewell Loyd.
With the 2026 WNBA lottery combinations announced — @kareemcopeland.bsky.social I believe had it first — here are the odds for each pick in the top five (assuming the process does not change from 2025)

@herhoopstats.com | @theixbasketball.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 9:03 AM
basketball butt bee
basketball butt bee
basketball butt bee
September 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I feel like this sums it up nicely.
TRULY I TELL YOU IT WILL BE MORE TOLERABLE FOR SODOM AND GOMORRAH ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT THAN FOR #SKYTOWN ON THAT DAY WHEN THE OPPRESSION OF ANGEL REESE IS AVENGED BY THE POINT GOD OF HOSTS.
-A heads up for the Chicago Sky front office in Matthew 10:15
#WNBA
The Chicago Sky organization gotta be a hidden camera show or something and we all getting Punkd. #SKYTOWN #WNBA #WBB
September 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM