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Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
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Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power.
it PAINS me to admit it, but they’re winning

Blue State scolds have built a wonderful society, but it ain’t cheap! It’a a luxury good

If people can’t hack it? They move to a Trashville, Phoenix, or Houston tract home

Roy G Maslow talking abt housing being a foundational (ha!) course on a pyramid
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
HATES being called Fredo

grows a Fredo mustache
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
thx, Senator Mac
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
until someone comes up with a 100-year mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
huge congrats. i got myself a lil’ rudis on the occasion of my 20YL given the adversity, trials, and tribulations involved with getting it.

it looks neat
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
terrific!
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
gonna be living our lives like schnooks!
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
is it gonna bring them back?

take my kids…….please.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i just got sent this by a public school teacher for tomorrow.

you have some questions?

i have just one: why are you the way that you are?

she’s gonna drop and do some push-ups on Veterans Day, not Vateran’s Day!
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
🗞️: Caffeinated Coffee Consumption or Abstinence to Reduce Atrial Fibrillation

Coffee helps with atrial fibrillation (AFib)!

☕️💗

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November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Maine is the South of the North. Hug the coastline where the waves drown out the banjos.

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November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
if she weren’t so homely and unsettling to look at (she’s gotta be the byproduct of incest or cousins marrying), she could parlay this notoriety into a Fox News role like her fellow Kentuckian who got 5th in a swim meet
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wow. Senator Cornyn is just having a little treat.

“BRB. LOL.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Chief Cornyn? Has anyone seen Chief Cornyn?
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
lemme get this straight - it’s CATTLE HERDSMEN in Nigeria doing the naughty as US beef prices skyrocket?

i smell some natsec synergy! go kill some herdsmen *AND* plunder their moo cows! two birds with one TLAM!

can’t wait to eat a dirt cheap Nigerian victory steak! 🐮
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Step-N-Cube Cargo Van.

Get some craftsman to cut a window into the side and, baby, you got a stew going.

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November 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
i guess they go by the creative name “cargo van”

ha
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
anyone in the Air Force know what these are called?

contact trucks?

is there a nickname / nomenclature?

cc: @danryan17.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
seagull either

how deep does it go?

they can’t recharge themselves….yet? 🪫
November 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
my 🍎⌚️ wants me to work out for 11 minutes on Tuesday

in the words of Bart Simpson, “I won’t promise to try, but I’ll try to try.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
imagine working in food stamps (i’m assuming you’re a caring, good person) and you get the diktat to claw back food money after disbursement???

prob doesn’t feel very good.

“I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO HEAD TO THEIR HOMES AND PULL CHICKEN NUGGIES OUTTA KIDS’ MOUTHS!”
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
a huge wind turbine sheered off in Plymouth

last year one fell in the waters off Nantucket

ummmmm………was 🍊 right? are wind turbines bad?
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
😴💤
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
a political movement we can all rally behind!

🌭
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM