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Roy Gobble Biv 🦃
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Undaunted by the insolent menaces of villains in power.
“Bend over and I’ll show you”
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
amazing times
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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42 weeks down, 166 to go

*late a day 😬
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
19yo?! Did you thank Mathew Brady for taking your pic? Which one are you again?
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
100!! Company(-) effort in a city on 2.5mm.

each of these 🤡 is seeking to de-immigrant-ify 25,000 people

bsky.app/profile/tina...
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Navy vet was HORRENDOUS

Nonstop jargon, acronyms, and nonsense.

“On SG-71 in the Med with a 15 mile ops box w/ radar flashing SA-19 near Damascus. Just lighting us with glint radar targeting telemetry.”

me: “Our Army meals have tiny jars of hot sauce! I saw the pyramids in Egypt!”
a little girl in a pink dress is standing in front of a drum set and says loser
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November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
he was on Road Rules, not Sky Rules

we know where his allegiances are

alternatively: Road Rules Rube Lectures on Sky Rules
a colorful logo for music television tm
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November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
::me watching Star War and questioning the physics of it all::
a man in a suit says i don t know if you re allowed to do that
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November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
one little girl: “How fast can you run?”

me (defensive): “No one’s ever chased me. Wait. Uhhh…..fast enough. What have you heard?”

PS - she should meritoriously pin as an Infantry Colonel for asking the hard questions
a woman wearing a pink shirt says what did you hear
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November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
got invited into my nephews’ classes today.

after some Q&A?

some 4-count, double shoulder touches.

innnnnnnnnnn cadence, EXERCISE.
three men in blue jumpsuits and white shoes are dancing on a stage .
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November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Somehow, Bond returned.

Bingo, bango. Plz make me an EP on this with an Asst Writer cred, too.
a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
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November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it PAINS me to admit it, but they’re winning

Blue State scolds have built a wonderful society, but it ain’t cheap! It’a a luxury good

If people can’t hack it? They move to a Trashville, Phoenix, or Houston tract home

Roy G Maslow talking abt housing being a foundational (ha!) course on a pyramid
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Spot the difference 😀
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
HATES being called Fredo

grows a Fredo mustache
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM