Jerking off to her Instagram photos in a sensitive and emotionally intelligent way

Jerking off in a way that respects OSHA regulations

Guy who keeps getting boners around his family because they keep bringing up "inflation"

here are some hobbies to pick up if u want to demonstrate value or become more interesting:

-chess (shows u are smart)
-photography (demonstrates artistic sensitivity)
-frog collector (shows u have a large collection of frogs)

Marvel Rivals Squirrel Girl turns me into a disgustingly feral man. I would kill a small town for a chance to sniff one of her tail hairs

People used to die on Black Friday for a $100 TV and 90% off toasters. Now we're a broken country where you can get a cheap TV on Amazon at any time. This isn't what Christopher Columbus died for

Cum inside a pumpkin call me Jack Off Lantern

Plunderboy presents: Dune Joke

Bene Jizzerit.

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Pughssy so bomb makes me wanna opp and heim her